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Tweak says, "-and yet it lives?"

Damien Thorn (ex_bornofaja490) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-05-05 08:05:00

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belladonna rogan, candy quackenbush, damien thorn, merope gaunt, surprise spoogeathon humpy mcgee

This is... interesting. This place sure has been seeing a lot of action. And by action, I mean the kind that involves the very odd impulse to suddenly disrobe. And the need to just let go, to release some of that energy that needs to come out.

If any of you need any help, my door at Thorn Manor is always open. I can... assist.. in relieving some of that tension. Then you'll feel better. Maybe. Well, it's worth a try, anyway. At least it'd be fun.

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Hey, Butters? You alright? How are you coping with this stuff going on now? You're welcome to visit me until this all blows over if you like. I just got a few more games for the PS3. You can come over now if you want to.

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Hey, thanks for helping with 359 and Shang Tsung to get me out of that cell. How are you doing? Have you and Wendy been... affected.. by this thing at all?

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Not sure if I thanked you for helping to get me out of that godforsaken prison. So.. thanks. It's so good to be free. How are you holding up during this crazy environment that is suddenly thrust upon us all?

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	petitmort 2009-05-05 10:36 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, How direct. I like you. I'm not sure I want to sleep with you, but I like you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_bornofaja490 2009-05-05 12:06 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I could beat around the bush, make vague references and maybe help them come around after awhile... but I think the direct approach is best, given the circumstances. I'm Damien. What's your name, beautiful? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitmort 2009-05-05 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	Belladonna, mon cher. Damien's a nice name. Once I stop getting the urge to sodomize my husband every five minutes, we should meet. I don't think my libido would stand the portkey trip. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bornofaja490 2009-05-05 12:20 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. Belladonna is a nice name too. Sodomize? Ohhh... sounds kinky. But seriously, we can meet after you take care of.. whatever needs taken care of. Seems a lot of libidos here are agitated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitmort 2009-05-05 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	Sure you'll have ladies tossing themselves your way. Being a telepath is probably the best sex toy ever. Everybody's got their little quirks, though. Bet even the tightest of anal retentives have a latex bra or a favorite flogger. Or maybe I'm just a kinky girl and attract the same. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bornofaja490 2009-05-05 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	And maybe a few guys too. One could say I believe in equal opportunity. I'm not really a telepath, though I bet that does come in handy at times. I'm a bit kinky myself, I suppose. But I have to agree, they probably got some toys hidden away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

petitmort
2009-05-05 12:49 pm UTC (link)

Don't worry, cher. The ladies wept when I married my husband.

But I found a way to dry their tears after. I could never marry a jealous man.

It's the best possible thing to have, sex wise. I mean, telekinesis is good and all, especially for the girl on girl stuff (see through, unobtrusive dildos for the win), but to really get into your lovers mind, and see every hidden desire, every unmet urge. . . it's a source of power and enjoyment.

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