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Tweak says, "You're wet. Yes, it's raining"

Soren Elias Chappu Skwigelf (twiceloved) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-04-24 07:18:00

Entry tags:

cassidy turner, maison roberts, melpomene, sable skwigelf, soren skwigelf

Ugh, I just had this horrible nightmare about this fishmonsterthing that had a long tongue made of barbedhooks and acid that licked off your skin, so it flayed you to death. The only way to avoid it doing that was to ignore it, but it's hard to ignore a thing gumming your ankle with pain. I had to watch everyone I care about get eaten, and I'm still upset, and I feel really stupid.

And now I can't sleep.

Awesome.

~~I hope this doesn't have anything to do with tomorrow and Mom.~~

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	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	Sure. I mean, figure there'd be fewer fights over who touched who's girlfriend or whatever. That said: more girlfriends should knock people out themselves. Not trying to incite any riots or anything, but people should be more firm about what they believe in is all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-04-24 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, my wife totally can, and the step-wife is scary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	You know, this whole spouse/step spouse thing should be weird to me, but it mostly just makes me laugh. Last Branch I was at, before I got transferred out to DC was like that. Kind of what happens when you've got a pair of Lamia running the place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-04-24 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	I know it's pretty unconventional for most people, but it works for us. Cass and I are soul mates - there's seriously no other way to put it - but he needs Henn around. Hell, so do I, now. And losing Sable - my wife - would be like losing an arm. Dunno. We all go together. Lamia? That's familiar somehow. I know one of my bosses has a tail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Tail and then tits you could pretty much rappell off of? Laughs a lot? Calls people 'baby' all the time? Cute little fangs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-04-24 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Holy crap, do you know her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Naah, think those are all pretty standard issue for Lamia. Granted, I only ever met the pair, and then this one who owned a male stripclub, she was hilarious, kept trying to get me to work for her, mostly facetiously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-04-24 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	You should drop by the bar sometimes. Bosslady makes me wiggle for tips, totally seriously. She's good people, though. Stepwife works there too. It's fun, and there's snakes to cuddle! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	I just might do that. Snakes like me because I'm warm, seriously, like, human heatrock. Basal temp is like, 105? Thereabouts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-04-24 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	You'll end up being their new favorite, yeah. I can only pull that off if I use a Fire spell to warm my hands up, and not even then because my hands aren't that calloused over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Ouch, yeah, I can see how that wouldn't work so well. I'm kind of impervious to fire, being a sprite and all, but my clothes aren't. Sometimes this sucks. When's the next time you're there? And where is there anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

twiceloved
2009-04-24 09:03 pm UTC (link)

I have tomorrow off, on account of it being my Double Birthday, but if you wanted, we could swing by tonight. Think the step-wife is working, you could meet her too. Dunno, husband's being all growlyposessive and it's kind of hot. Maybe Sunday? I know I work on Monday - I'm only a part-timer there, on account of the other two jobs I have.

It's in New Orleans, but sort of not. It's a little more out of the way, we're not in the Quarter or anything.

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	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Monday works, I've got Monday off, working the weekend, no idea why I went and picked up an extra shift since I keep complaining about it, but, uh, guess I need something to do. Or maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment, no idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-04-24 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe both! The plot thickens! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty sure the plot's just about curdled at this point. Probably have to cut it with a knife, or however that one goes. Mixing idioms for the win. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-04-24 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	... ew. Your plot's gone all runny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	No no no, that's what happens once it gets figured out, or if it were being written by like, a teenage girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-04-24 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	... is that a sexual innuendo? I'M SO CONFUSED. CURSE YOU! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	... good question. I ... actually don't know at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-04-24 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	So we're both confused. Oh well, that works. But yes! I'll let you know when my birthday party is happening, I figure it'll be after Mom actually has Little Me. There'll be the subdued celebration after the birth (which will be weird to be in the room during, I have to admit), but there'll probably be a shindig at the house afterwards. Do you hate the beach? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Let me think about that. No. I don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

twiceloved
2009-04-24 09:27 pm UTC (link)

Good, then you can come over. People that hate the beach tend to hate our house, what with the it being on a tropical island and everything. We're still looking at houses in Stockholm. Anywho, at some point tomorrow I'll come get you and portkey you over. It sucks when people end up trying to come over and bobbing around in the ocean.

Not that that's happened. But I don't want to start.

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	big_l_librarian 2009-04-24 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	I can see how that would pretty much suck, yeah. I've got the early shift tomorrow, so give me a call when you're ready to make the pickup, I'll let you know where I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-04-24 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Roger roger, will do, ten-four. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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