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John Constantine (Hellblazer) ([info]silkcutcasanova) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2009-03-08 19:25:00

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Entry tags:bela talbot, cimorene, freedom, john constantine, zatanna

A hypothetical;

Say a roomful of your shite from y'old life up and makes its way halfway 'round the world, in almost th'exact same order it was in your point 'A'. No explanation, no reason- just a key showin' up on your table,

S'it one've those things, or should I be worried?

Also, to th'bird what's offerin' to translate texts an' whatnot (or anyone else for that matter)- could definately use the help.

[Zee] F'I were th'type, luv, I'd be offended, y'know. Where've you run off to?



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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-08 10:22 pm UTC (link)
Offended? I haven't run off anywhere, just you know.. busy.

Shows and stuff. I don't know. Wasn't sure how much you wanted to talk to me.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-08 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Can't say I do, actually. Done bugger-all, myself. Ended up quittin' that whole McGee dosh, went about gathering me old unmentionables. Just for somethin' to do.

Oi, you're the closest thing to a friend I've got in these parts, eh? Sad commentary, but there it is. Why wouldn't I wanna talk t'you?

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-08 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Ah well you're lucky. It must feel nice just to sit around looking for something to do. Sometimes I think about quitting.

Because of the other night I guess. I figured I'd give some space.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-08 10:38 pm UTC (link)
'Spent the last few months before this little trip livin' in a hippie commune, Zee. I think I've had enough sittin' around to hold me off, a while. But you shouldn't quit- what would the world do, without a magical avenger in fishnets?

...C'mon, now, luv, if my only criteria for avoidin' people was gettin' turned down f'me come-ons, I'd lead a lonely life, wouldn't I? 'Sides, I get it- your bloke an' all. S'not me, it's you, innit?

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-08 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like fun. I have no idea what they would do, go and see the guys with the tigers.

That's true, but I'm not just anybody. Yeah yeah, it's me. It's him. I don't even know. I'm still sorry for behaving like a tease.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-08 10:52 pm UTC (link)
You're better than a couple'a street magicians an' a cat. Y'doin' the magical world of service, bein' our poster girl. An' what posters they are.

Well, that's the spot what took me a while to go lookin', but... yeah, apology accepted.

Spoke to y'daughter. Seems alright.

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-08 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Poster girl huh? I'm not sure what exactly I'm a poster for but legs. But I suppose that's good enough for you guys huh? You flatterer.

Thanks.

Oh yeah? Don't go getting ideas.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-08 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Hey, would you rather I lie an' said it was all for your skill?

No problem. Still have to puzzle out how you're gonna pay me back, though, luv.

...I'm actually offended at that. Congratulations.

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-08 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Yeah actually I would.

Don't know yet but I really will figure something out. Promise.

Oh I'm just kidding, don't get all cranky.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-08 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Then of course it has to do with the fact that you could easily string me up by me unmentionables over a black hole if y'wanted to. The gams is just a nice aesthetic.

Holdin' you to that, Zee.

Pedophilia ain't me bag. 'Specially considerin what it sounds like your Stephen would say.

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-08 11:38 pm UTC (link)
That's pretty true. I could do that. Now I feel much better.

Of course. I always come through, don't I?

Well of course not but she'll be legal in a couple of months. He wouldn't say anything, he'd just kill you. And he's not mine.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-08 11:46 pm UTC (link)
But you don't. Mainly, I think, thanks t'me baby blues, and the right ponce I'd be hauntin' you.

I'll give you that, I guess.

An' in those few months, she'll still be y'daughter. M'not a skeeze, Zee. An' I think he'd beg to differ on that. Both bits.

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-09 12:44 am UTC (link)
True true, I would not want you to haunt me, you'd never leave me alone. And yeah I like it when you bat your eyes at me.

I never thought you were. Well he can beg to differ all he wants.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-09 12:47 am UTC (link)
S'that trouble in Purgatory paradise I hear, luv? 'Thought you loved it when the blokes chased after your coattails.

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-09 12:52 am UTC (link)
Please, I'm not that kind of woman.

I don't know, it just feels like I'm.. bored. And not sure what the hell to do with myself.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-09 12:55 am UTC (link)
Ever think of telling your Stephen that, then?

Well- full moon starts tomorrow night. Hear this place has a right werewolf problem. I'm sure you could help a few poor farmers, or whatnot.

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-09 01:05 am UTC (link)
No, I haven't seen him in a couple of days. Guess he's busy doing surgeon things.

Werewolves, how fun. I might, just for kicks.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-09 01:11 am UTC (link)
He's a surgeon? Well, that's irony, right there.

M'headin' back to London to get up to some trouble, meself. At least it's one step above creatin' our own fun.

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-09 01:21 am UTC (link)
Yep, one of the best. Which is why we're in London, cause the place he works at is here.

Maybe I'll join you sometime.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-09 01:24 am UTC (link)
Didn't know you were London way. An' has anyone ever told th'bloke he could just heal folk, if he's as powerful as he says? Seems trite, to give 'em scars, donit?

Yeah? Maybe. Y'know I don't like much workin' with a team, though...

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-09 01:41 am UTC (link)
Yeah he works at Cuddy General. I'm sure they have, but he likes working with his hands or whatever other cliched shit you can think of.

A team? Come on, it's just me.

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-09 01:44 am UTC (link)
If I were a different kinda man, I might make some dirty remark about gettin' his hands inside folk.

An' yeah, it is just you. S'why you got a 'maybe', not a 'fuck right off'. Depends on what you wanna work on, ducky.

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-09 02:03 am UTC (link)
Since when do you hold back on being dirty?

How considerate of you. Hm, I don't know. How about I think of something by Tuesday night about those poor werewolves?

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Zee
[info]silkcutcasanova
2009-03-09 02:07 am UTC (link)
Turnin' over a new leaf, I am. John Constantine, recovering magician an' all around reformed man.

That's a fuckin' scary thought, innit?

Yeah, you do that. 'Gotta see about this lockup what's just popped up. Straight from bloody Streatham. S'right weird.

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John
[info]mistressofmagic
2009-03-09 02:13 am UTC (link)
Excuse me while I try and compose myself while not being able to stop laughing.

You. Reformed. Ha. Then you wouldn't be John, and we wouldn't want that.

Huh. Well if you need me, you know where to ring.

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Zee - [info]silkcutcasanova, 2009-03-09 02:17 am UTC
John - [info]mistressofmagic, 2009-03-09 02:21 am UTC

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