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Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP (chicagomountie) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-30 11:43:00

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constable benton fraser, inspector meg thatcher

A request for assistance
Ah, good afternoon. My name is Constable Benton Fraser, of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I appear to have somehow inexplicably found myself in London after some frankly very strange meteorological behaviour. I believe I located the Canadian Consulate here in the city, but there appears to be ... something of a problem.

I don't appear to exist.

Well, that's not technically true, since I'm sitting here typing this. What I mean is, I appear to be in possession of someone else's wallet, name and identification, and the Consulate has informed me after some phone calls that I do not even have a position within the RCMP.

Although that does appear to be me on the identification, which is odd in of itself.

And does anybody know precisely why there are random people asking me for my autograph?

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	megthatcher 2009-01-30 11:21 am UTC (link)
	Hopefully Sergeant Frobisher's talents have not taken a sudden twist. Yes, I was referring to Diefenbaker. Apparently my doppelganger has been authorised the use of a safehouse not far from here. [Address] What would be your ETA for a rendezvous at that location? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicagomountie 2009-01-30 11:25 am UTC (link)
	That would be unfortunate, sir. Given my relative unfamiliarity with the current surroundings, I would have to factor in traffic patterns, weather, and the increasingly likely incidence of my being stopped and asked for photographs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	megthatcher 2009-01-30 11:26 am UTC (link)
	I'll settle for an estimate with a safety margin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicagomountie 2009-01-30 11:29 am UTC (link)
	I would say approximately an hour, sir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	megthatcher 2009-01-30 11:32 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. I'll be waiting. And Fraser? Be careful. As far as I know, you're all that's left of my command. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicagomountie 2009-01-30 11:34 am UTC (link)
	... Understood. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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