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Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP (

chicagomountie) wrote in

undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-30 11:43:00

A request for assistance
Ah, good afternoon. My name is Constable Benton Fraser, of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I appear to have somehow inexplicably found myself in London after some frankly very strange meteorological behaviour. I believe I located the Canadian Consulate here in the city, but there appears to be ... something of a problem.

I don't appear to exist.

Well, that's not technically true, since I'm sitting here typing this. What I mean is, I appear to be in possession of someone else's wallet, name and identification, and the Consulate has informed me after some phone calls that I do not even have a position within the RCMP.

Although that does appear to be me on the identification, which is odd in of itself.

And does anybody know precisely why there are random people asking me for my autograph?

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