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Tweak says, "AHH! REAL MONSTERS!"

Alec Hardison (Leverage) (nanasaiddont) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-21 22:43:00

Entry tags:

eliot spencer (au), hardison, melpomene, winifred burkle

...Now I know that that last Monster I picked up mighta been a couple ~~months~~ days outta date? But that ain't no excuse for me to be sleepin' in the back'a some damn van.

'Specially 'thout my children around.

Elliot, for the last damn time, I said I was sorry. Now what'd you do with my laptop? You know I can't go without it, man. That's cold.

[ETA] And where the fresh hell did my account go?! Like I never even existed... damn, whoever did that was slick.

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	greek_tragedy 2009-01-21 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	It's my name, not a handle... and I think nothing of the sort. you're in an alternate universe where normal jut doesn't apply. Occasionally, weird things happen... Right now, time's a bit weird. Wait til you figure out the portkeys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nanasaiddont
2009-01-21 11:23 pm UTC (link)

Look, that's nice and all? But my buddy Physics is sort of laughing in your face right now. The sheer amount of energy it woulda taken to get me from LA to Beijing- let alone another universe- would have liquified all my nice parts. And everything else. And probably the tri-county area, come to think. So I'm thinking that the more logical explanation of 'crazy partner with too much money and a chip on his shoulder' is starting to look like a winner.

And this isn't Harry Potter. I might be a geek, but I don't live under a rock.

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greek_tragedy
2009-01-21 11:36 pm UTC (link)

And I'm a Greek Goddess who's been around since before the apple dropped on Newtons head, and before Aristarchus of Samos decided the sun didn't revolve around the earth - I won't even tell you what Helios thought of that. I don't know if Harry Potter's here, but you can ask on the boards to see if he is, if you like... Alice is, if you'd like to talk to someone about falling through rabbit holes into crazy realities, but right now she's ten, and sort of scared, instead of the 19 she was last week.

Sorry. I get that this is very strange and unbelievable. And I'm usually a lot more easy going about it. But if you don't at least open your mind to the possibility, you're going to be in for a lot of rude awakenings. Particularly given when you arrived.

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	nanasaiddont 2009-01-22 12:26 pm UTC (link)
	Mmkay. Takin' that into consideration? I gotta plane to catch. Lemme think that over, and I'll try this again tomorrow, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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