And I'm a Greek Goddess who's been around since before the apple dropped on Newtons head, and before Aristarchus of Samos decided the sun didn't revolve around the earth - I won't even tell you what Helios thought of that. I don't know if Harry Potter's here, but you can ask on the boards to see if he is, if you like... Alice is, if you'd like to talk to someone about falling through rabbit holes into crazy realities, but right now she's ten, and sort of scared, instead of the 19 she was last week.
Sorry. I get that this is very strange and unbelievable. And I'm usually a lot more easy going about it. But if you don't at least open your mind to the possibility, you're going to be in for a lot of rude awakenings. Particularly given when you arrived.