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Tweak says, "Rust never sleeps!"

Charles Foster Offdensen (notabutler) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-18 14:20:00

Current mood:	aggravated
Entry tags:	charles foster ofdensen, timey wimey plot

What d'fuck?

I was about to beat the shit out of that guy and-

I'm behind a fucking desk. I'm in an office. There are ties.

Just went from a bar brawl to WORST FUCKIN' NIGHTMARE HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

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notabutler
2009-01-18 10:04 pm UTC (link)

Who uh, who the hell did you think I was, guy? I am so NOT A- did you say CEO? ...Of a band? In the future yeah uh, okay whatever either I'm the Marty McFuckin' Fly of business school grads or I just got dosed down so hard I'm tripping to a place my own damn imagination couldn't conjure on its own.

Looks like I got a drink already, so I'm straight. Fuckin' a that's uh... that's some choice brandy. Won't knock anyone out who don't piss me off, right? Goin' to uh, go find this party then.

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	athousandcuts 2009-01-18 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	You're Charles F. Ofdensen, right? What should I call you? Charlie? Chuck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notabutler 2009-01-18 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa shit you uh, do know me. Yeah, Charlie, Chuckles, Chuck, anything but Charles. So who the fuck does that make you then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

athousandcuts
2009-01-19 12:05 am UTC (link)

I'm Teja Wartooth. People call me Tej. Tay, phonetically.

Alright Charlie, well, I'm your assistant, but I also make sure the members of the band are safe and well looked after. If you need anything, let me know. Mordhaus is a big place, you'll be able to find a full map of the place in your office, on the wall to your direct left if you're still sitting in your chair.

Luckily for me, we've planned for something like this to happen, just not to you in particular. You're a very secretive guy in the future, Charlie. And you're anything but Chuckles.

If you want, I can take you out to the shooting range for a couple clips worth of fun. Or maybe you'd like to see the library or take some time and just relax in the hot tub in the main room, where I'm fairly certain Pickles and Robyn are still attempting to relive the 80s.

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	notabutler 2009-01-19 12:24 am UTC (link)
	An office and an assistant. Aw man, I got all corporate. I knew this fucking business degree bullshit was a bad idea. That's a tough decision, Tej. ...Let's go shoot some shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	athousandcuts 2009-01-19 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Actually, it's the least boring, The Man desk job on earth. You'll see. I'm on my way, we'll go to the range the long route so you can see the empire you amassed. And I can tell you now, that this is only a marginal fraction of what it'll become. Be there in five. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notabutler 2009-01-19 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? Alright I'll uh, I'll trust you on that, man. There're swords on my wall, so it can't be that bad. Dude now that I look at it this map is huge. Awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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