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Eddie Blaze ([info]unholywrath) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-01-29 00:46:00

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Entry tags:eddie blaze, johnny blaze, kimber benton

I just read a comic where somebody that looks a lot like me was a fucking zombie. Does anyone else have this? Where they read shit and halfway through go, "Oh shit that's me and I'm doing horrible things!"? Because eating people, that's-that's not something I'd do.

...Last Halloween doesn't count.

I think this no-killing thing is going to work. Just to make sure, I can still beat them badly, right? Just not kill them?


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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-29 06:05 am UTC (link)
. . .

You've eaten someone?

I hope you're talking about porn.

And that's the first time I've ever said that.

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-29 06:07 am UTC (link)
Last Halloween. Some of us became our costumes. You ever play Resident Evil? I was a Tyrant.

Giant mutated zombie monster. No control. So, yeah, I've eaten people in a not-pleasant way. It sucked. Hard.

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-29 06:10 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I'll bet.

At least you've never mutilated anyone's soul?

Or had you skull catch on fire.

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-29 06:12 am UTC (link)
Soul? Hm. Not to my knowledge, but I've got a hitchhiker that maybe has.

Skull on fire? That...uh, you don't seem the Johnny Knoxville type, so I'm guessing that's not by choice.

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-29 06:14 am UTC (link)
I can't really say that I didn't choose.

But I can choose how I use it.

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-29 06:16 am UTC (link)
Now that sounds eerily familiar.

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-29 06:18 am UTC (link)
Did you make a deal with the Devil too?

Why am I not surprised?

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-29 06:19 am UTC (link)
Not quite. Demonic symbiote, but I guess you could say that's splitting hairs.

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-29 06:31 am UTC (link)
We should start a support group.

Or write a manual.

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-29 06:32 am UTC (link)
Not sure about a support group. I don't so much mind mine. But a manual? That'd be handy.

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-29 06:41 am UTC (link)
It would.

Have to be written in blood or on parchment made from the skin of virgins, or both. But it wouldn't be long, I don't think.

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-29 06:43 am UTC (link)
We'd have to include the obligatory dark ritual at the beginning. I mean, every book like that needs a dark ritual at the beginning.

But it doesn't have to work, which is what makes it fun for us.

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-29 06:45 am UTC (link)
That's true.

We should make them say something stupid in the dark tongue, so that their inner demon makes fun of them.

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-29 06:48 am UTC (link)
You, sir, are a genius. It should be something like, "I am emo and think I'm super X-treme so you should all bow to me!" It'd be great!

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-29 06:50 am UTC (link)
That's perfect! We need to do this.

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-30 01:09 am UTC (link)
And just as the icing on the cake, we can call it the Necronomicon! It'll fly off the shelves!

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-30 01:33 am UTC (link)
We'll be rich!

or richer, as teh case may be.

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-30 01:51 am UTC (link)
Of course, with a plan like this, there have to be meddling kids somewhere.

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-30 02:02 am UTC (link)
As long as there aren't any talking dogs, I think we'll be okay.

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-30 02:04 am UTC (link)
If there are talking dogs, I'll ask the group just what unnamed horror they bred that dog with.

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-30 02:06 am UTC (link)
And then try to sell them a book?

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-30 02:08 am UTC (link)
Exactly! Maybe we could get an endorsement from the devil. That would guarantee the demographic we're looking for.

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-30 02:09 am UTC (link)
If you gave him a cut, he'd agree.

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[info]unholywrath
2008-01-30 01:39 pm UTC (link)
I think we've got multiples here. And I think at least one of them is a woman. But yes, I would definitely have to cough up a cut.

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[info]hellonwheels
2008-01-30 04:41 pm UTC (link)
At the very least.

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Eddie
[info]rockstarkimber
2008-01-29 01:07 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, you can still beat them badly. I've beaten up my share of bad guys.

And don't worry about that stuff.. There's all sorts of stupid stuff people write and movies and stuff.. It's not you.

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Kimber
[info]unholywrath
2008-01-30 01:11 am UTC (link)
Okay, that's good. I just have to stop myself from going too far.

This was-I had a man's femur protruding from my chest! That is not natural! Although the art was damn fine.

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Eddie
[info]rockstarkimber
2008-01-30 01:27 am UTC (link)
Yeah. You've been doing really well, though.

Ew. Some people are just really gross.

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Re: Eddie
[info]unholywrath
2008-01-30 01:50 am UTC (link)
Thanks. I'm just hoping for no surprises.

Eh, I kind of get what they were going for, but yeah. Kind of a shock to see me eating people.

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Eddie
[info]rockstarkimber
2008-01-30 01:52 am UTC (link)
I can't believe you're still reading that stuff.

We should do something fun tonight.

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Re: Eddie
[info]unholywrath
2008-01-30 02:03 am UTC (link)
It kills time.

Fun as in beating up bad guys, or fun as in normal fun?

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Eddie
[info]rockstarkimber
2008-01-30 03:24 am UTC (link)
One and then the other? You can pick the order.

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Kimber
[info]unholywrath
2008-01-30 01:40 pm UTC (link)
We should probably do the latter first, then the former. Always better to be on the safe side.

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Eddie
[info]rockstarkimber
2008-01-30 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Sounds good.

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