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Tweak says, "I'm a figment of imagination"

Teague Brennan (poetbrennan) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-11-29 11:38:00

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brenda annn, lilo pelekai, teague brennan

[Brenda:] Small kids in the house on Christmas! I'm going to find out Lilo's take on Santa. If yes on Santa, we'll have to figure out how to be super-sneaky about things. You know how astute the pookah is.

[Lilo:] What's your take on Santa? Different people have different opinions on him.

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	poetbrennan 2008-11-29 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I think he'll be fine, he does this every year, you know. He must have the strength of about a billion really strong guys. Makes me wonder how he can stay so round. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2008-11-29 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly why I'm worried. Though I think he probably has a middle man that does most of the heavy lifting that we don't know about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2008-11-29 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	The Swedes believe in an elf that follows him around and helps him do all that work, who used to be some poor farm-helping elf, but Santa found him a better job. I guess it had better benefits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2008-11-29 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Probably dental and vision. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2008-11-29 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	And instead of mucking out the stables for cows and stuff, he gets to haul gifts for kids. I bet his off season work is mucking out the reindeer stalls, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2008-11-29 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	And reindeer poop a lot. They're really big, and there's a bunch of them. Plus the ones that don't have names that they eat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2008-11-29 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously. And I bet they've got other stuff to eat, too. Chickens or something. Arctic chickens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2008-11-29 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	... those are still just called chickens, Teague-Dad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2008-11-29 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	They've got to be more hearty than regular chickens, to survive the North Pole, though. More feathers or something. I mean, it's cold where we are, think about how much colder it is all the way north. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2008-11-29 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, but the dogs from up north are still dogs, they just have different sub-species names. I bet that's what you meant. You're smart! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2008-11-29 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I meant. And thanks! You're smart, too. Hey, want to help me shop for Brenda's Christmas presents? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2008-11-29 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Of course! Brenda-Mom is probably hard to shop for, so you'll need help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2008-11-29 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	Let's go, then! Get your coat on, we'll go right away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2008-11-29 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	YAY! Be right down! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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