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Tweak says, "I can change that."

Tara Mae Thornton (adevilinher) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-10-29 16:15:00

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missouri mosley, soren skwigelf, tara thornton

Oh hell no, I did not just get sucked up by some tornado. Do I look like fucking Dorothy? This has got to be some sort of fucking dream.

And Jesus Christ, it's freezing. This ain't right. This just ain't right.

Where the fuck am I?

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adevilinher
2008-10-30 11:43 am UTC (link)

Good to see you got brains in that head of yours and you don't rely on your looks and parents alone to get by. Says somethin' good about you. Know far too many people who get by on looks alone. Don't know too many people with money, though.

Well, better addicted to adrenaline than addicted to anything else. An' hey, your best friend don't sound too bad. My best friend's getting caught up in all this vampire shit. Been datin' one for a couple months, girl's gunna wind up gettin' herself killed if she ain't careful. Lord only knows what's goin' through her head, messin' 'round with vampires.

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twiceloved
2008-10-30 11:48 am UTC (link)

Sad fact of the matter is that I don't think I have looks. But that's not something I'm going to dump on someone I barely know. My neuroses are pretty well documented with my friends, so maybe someday, but you just got here.

Vampires. Most of the ones I know of are... well, kind of creepy and scary. But I know two that are actually the nicest guys ever. My friend's sort of oddly related to one of them (but he's human). But I understand why you'd be worried. If she ever gets in a tangle with one that's not so nice, I know some hunters that can help you out.

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adevilinher
2008-10-30 11:54 am UTC (link)

And comin' from someone who barely knows you, I can say right now that if anyone had your looks in my town, I'd be lookin' every day. I hear the same shit all the time and it's gunna be hypocritical as hell sayin' it but hang ups or not, you are a good lookin' person. Hell, if my cousin were here, he'd call you a fine piece of ass. Luckily, he ain't.

Well, Sookie knows better than to get involved with the downright nasty ones, I guess. But all vampires where we're from are not to be trusted. You rub 'em the wrong way and you as good as dead.

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twiceloved
2008-10-30 12:00 pm UTC (link)

You shouldn't make Swedes blush. We get really red, and then we're just left open for mockery. And really, everyone I know loves mocking me enough already. Thank you, though, to you and your cousin who isn't here.

The vampires I associate with have gone my entire life not hurting so much as a flea. They feed while they make out with people, and it doesn't hurt any more than dontating blood to a bank. They make use of those, too. There's a couple of good ones, but really, there's a lot of bad ones too. I'll give you Dean and Sam's numbers just in case - [cell numbers]. They're good guys if you're in trouble, just let them know.

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adevilinher
2008-10-30 12:05 pm UTC (link)

Aw, but I'm sure it's fun to watch. I know more pasty white boys who turn red as apples when they get embarrassed, it's fun to see 'em light up like that. More fun to get 'em lit up.

Thanks for the numbers, though I don't ever wanna use 'em. Better safe than sorry, I suppose.

So, you free for drinks? I know it's stupid meetin' up with some guy from the internet, but you been pretty alright to me, and you don't seem like some loser.

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twiceloved
2008-10-30 12:08 pm UTC (link)

I do that with my Mom sometimes which probably isn't very nice of me, but she always laughs afterwards. So I can see where you're coming from.

You're welcome. It is good to be safe, and these guys used to hunt nasty things where they're from - the mean vamps, werewolves, all that stuff. They're good.

I'm also totally harmless except for the magic, which I only use to heat up hot drinks and cool down cool ones, really. Just so you know, though, and so I don't lead you on, I'm engaged. And have a boyfriend. I don't know if friends are what you want right now, but it's all I have since my plate is more than full. But you're someone I'd like very much to be friends with if you'll let me. I actually don't have that many of them.

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adevilinher
2008-10-30 12:13 pm UTC (link)

My mama don't get embarrassed, she gets drunk.

Naw, I wouldn't be wantin' a date with you anyway. I'd probably break you, magical or not. I ain't lookin' for a boyfriend or nothin', an' I never really have. Kinda scare off the ones I have had a chance with, so it's no big deal. Tell you what, though. You ever been to Shreveport? I know a bar up there that's real good, assumin' it's still there. I wouldn't mind havin' a friend. Save for Sookie, I don't got any of those, myself.

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twiceloved
2008-10-30 12:25 pm UTC (link)

You'd probably like my mom. She doesn't take any crap either.

Good. I just wanted to clear the air about that and make sure that we're on the same page. Some girls think drinks mean that I'm their boyfriend. Not that you'd think that, you're not delusional or stupid, but I figure honesty's the best policy. And I actually work at a bar in New Orleans, but I've wanted to go to Shreveport for a while - gambling on the boats sounds fun, even though I don't gamble. I like watching people gamble, though.

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adevilinher
2008-10-30 12:31 pm UTC (link)

I can guarantee you that any mother's better'n my mama.

Shreveport's the biggest town closest to where I lived and grew up. Lotta the folks in Bon Temps are gambling addicts, but I don't get into it, myself. Morals are too high, and my paycheck was too low. But if you work in New Orleans, that's probably better than Shreveport, since my girl's got a house near there and if I think you some sort of creepy pervert, I can get my ass to her house faster. Where's it you work?

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	twiceloved 2008-10-30 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	You turned out well, though. I just don't get why people do it. Why would you want to do something you know statistically is so prone to failure? If skydiving had a 2% survivability rate, nobody would do it. I work at a place called the Snake Pit, and yeah, there's snakes. Not that I think you'd be scared of anything, but it could happen, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-30 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	Now I know you don't know me half as well as you should. Honey, you talkin' to a girl who was raised in Louisiana. There ain't a thing that slithers, crawls, flies or swims that can scare me. I say we go there. Might just get you an employee discount, besides. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

twiceloved
2008-10-30 12:39 pm UTC (link)

Well, we can get started on that, huh? What's a friendship without knowing your friend's messed up parts?

I can come get you first, so that way we can portkey in together. Last thing we want is to have you overshoot it by accident and end up waist deep in a random bayou. And yeah, I'll get a discount. And I'm buying - no arguement. This might be the only time in your life where a guy wants to buy you drinks and then not flirt with you.

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	adevilinher 2008-10-30 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	I can testify to the fact that it's a cold day in hell when a man wants to buy me a drink and NOT loosen my panties. I'm currently still up in New Jersey, [address]. Ring twice, just makin' sure it's you an' all. I don't like bein' somewhere where I don't know everydamnbody I'm neighbors with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-30 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, it'll be pretty warm in the bar on account of all the kiddies needing hot lamps. Will do, see you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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