You'd probably like my mom. She doesn't take any crap either.
Good. I just wanted to clear the air about that and make sure that we're on the same page. Some girls think drinks mean that I'm their boyfriend. Not that you'd think that, you're not delusional or stupid, but I figure honesty's the best policy. And I actually work at a bar in New Orleans, but I've wanted to go to Shreveport for a while - gambling on the boats sounds fun, even though I don't gamble. I like watching people gamble, though.