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Lucifer ([info]morningbringer) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-10-07 02:09:00

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A philosophical question to consider: if Jesus had been born a woman, would she still have been accepted as the Messiah? Would she have made it to thirteen unmarried? Would her father (her real father, no offense to any divine sperm donors) have taught her carpentry? Would the Apostles have been women as well, or would there have been a mix, or would they have been the same individuals?

And more importantly, would there still be branches of Christianity lining up to drink her blood? I imagine that they would take at least a week off every month.



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[info]virginal_
2008-10-07 01:36 am UTC (link)
If you were a woman, could I get you to take out the trash?

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[info]morningbringer
2008-10-07 01:40 am UTC (link)
I take out the trash now because of my unstoppable desire to place my tongue on parts of your body that you generally keep clothed. I can't imagine that changing with the addition of breasts.

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[info]virginal_
2008-10-07 12:44 pm UTC (link)
You say such sweet things!

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