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Tweak says, "Bibbity, bobbity, boo"

Cassidy Turner (1stbornextreme) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-09-15 23:58:00

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brenda annn, cassidy turner, henriette stillman, soren skwigelf

Henn, I'd like to take you to meet my parents. It's weird, considering the circumstances, but well, they're my folks. I love 'em. I think they'll love you.

Mom? Dad? I'd like to bring my girlfriend over for you to meet. Don't... traumatize her, okay?

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	not_that_henri 2008-09-16 01:04 am UTC (link)
	... Okay. I'm good with parents, actually, most parents like me, even with the tattoos, it's weird. I got more babysitting jobs than the cute little blonde girl did. That was really weird. Butyeah, okay. Sure. When? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Tomorrow? I usually go over there on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Unless you work, we can work around your schedule and theirs. I'll think of something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2008-09-16 01:09 am UTC (link)
	Tomorrow's good, I'm on call, but that pretty much means I get half-time pay for sitting at home and waiting for somebody to call in sick or people to schedule a party at the last minute which seriously never happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:10 am UTC (link)
	So does that mean you literally are getting paid to come schmooze with my family? Quality! Does this mean I can steal you tonight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2008-09-16 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Why yes, yes it does, I actually just got home from my shift tonight. Sitting here relaxing and stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Henn 1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:16 am UTC (link)
	And stuff? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cass not_that_henri 2008-09-16 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Yup, right now 'stuff' consists of solitaire and popcorn. What'd you think it meant? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Henn 1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Dogfights. Obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie-Doll not_that_henri 2008-09-16 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Suuuure. Of course, because that's something I do for fun and relaxation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bright Eyes 1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:25 am UTC (link)
	... cock fights? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie-Doll not_that_henri 2008-09-16 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Ow. Okay, you owe me a new sinus and maybe a new keyboard, mine have soda in them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bright Eyes 1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	Aw! I hate it when that happens to me. I'll make it up to you somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie-Doll not_that_henri 2008-09-16 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure you will. You're kinda good at that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	with_3_nnns 2008-09-16 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Define 'traumatize'. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:08 am UTC (link)
	No making her play chutes and ladders or twister... Or you know, be unbearably cute with each other while she's over. As sweet as it is, it doesn't pan out well with girlfriends. Trust me on this. Oh, she's an energytarian, she doesn't really eat food that much. But we could do back yard gnome battles together or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	with_3_nnns 2008-09-16 01:12 am UTC (link)
	oh-KAY, I suppose we can handle that. I think Torii was staging the battle of Baden Hill earlier, or maybe Little Big Horn, hard to tell when it's all gnomes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Thank you thank you thank you, I love you mom. Sweet, my littleaunt is always awesome. So let's go with tomorrow on the thing. She's really great, mom. I think you'll like her. She's perky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	with_3_nnns 2008-09-16 01:16 am UTC (link)
	So in other words she'll fit right in? That's good. Energytarian though, should I make coffee or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Coffee might not help. Sugary foods? OOH, you could make those cookie sandwiches you make! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	with_3_nnns 2008-09-16 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Sure, ginger with lemon? Double chocolate? Shortbread and chocolate? Chocolate and buttercream? All of the above? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Don't work yourself to death over it, mom. Chocolate chip and buttercream would be so awesome though. Yum, my stomach's growling just thinking about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	with_3_nnns 2008-09-16 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Okay, chocolate chip and buttercream. You like making things easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	Mama told me when I was young Come sit beside me, my only son And listen closely to what I say And if you do this, it will help you some sunny day And be a simple kind of man Be something you love and understand Baby, be a simple kind of man Won't you do this for me son If you can I like the simple things. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	with_3_nnns 2008-09-16 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Just give us a call when you're on your way over, we'll make sure the house is girlfriend-friendly (Reply to this) (Parent)

	twiceloved 2008-09-16 01:07 am UTC (link)
	You're giving me good ideas! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:09 am UTC (link)
	Your girlfriend already knows your dad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-09-16 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Not Mom, though. And they've never met in an official Girlfriend Capacity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Don't go sneaking my ideas away, goofball. You already one-upped me on the dinners and romance. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-09-16 01:18 am UTC (link)
	You know Mom'll want to meet her at some point. I'm not stealing! And I do not. Dork. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:21 am UTC (link)
	I know she will. Oh jesus, princess you so do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-09-16 01:23 am UTC (link)
	I just hope I can sneak Sable in before Mom does the full-on Crazy Pregnant Lady thing. I do not! One girl's romantic is another girl's sappy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Your mom is going to cry. AWW. Sappy is cute. Too bad I can't pull off cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-09-16 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Mom is going to bawl, are you kidding? ... bullshit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-09-16 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously. All happy and stuff. HER LITTLE BOY FOUND SUCH A GOOD YOUNG LADY TO BE WITH. You're better at it is my point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-09-16 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	I really did. I found a great lady, actually. Oh. Maybe. I'm saying it's in the eye of the beholder. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_sable973 2008-09-16 10:07 am UTC (link)
	Actually, I know your mom a lot better than I know your dad. I had tea with your mom. Your dad I pretty much only know to the extent that I once dragged him out of a library and had to do Roadie Babysitter on him and my dad to make sure neither of them tried to kill themselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-09-16 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Huh. Still. I should introduce you in a formal Soren's Girlfriend way. (Reply to this) (Parent)