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Tweak says, "Stop saying lice!"

Tony Stark [Invincible Iron Man] (inextremisvivo) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-27 02:13:00

Entry tags:

cid highwind, invincible iron man, pepper potts, terra branford (ahs)

It's a good thing the suit is very handy or else I'm afraid I'd get my ass kicked for not running out and grabbing this weird shit for her cravings. Never piss off a pregnant woman. How do you eat thirty taquitos straight out of Mexico in two hours?

Cid, I might have to ask you to save me sometime soon.

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	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Of course I'm teasing. Oh, I'd know if you weren't staying in bed. Jarvis has been put on strict instructions to keep an eye on you when I'm not around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	longforlove 2008-08-27 01:42 am UTC (link)
	He can't actually do anything to her though right? Like stop her from going out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 01:55 am UTC (link)
	He can lock the house down, yes. Why, are you asking to take my fiancee out? If it's not too strenuous, I think I'll be alright with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	longforlove 2008-08-27 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Guess so yeah. I was going to take her to get a lapdance by a gal named Mercy. Technically she's just fucking sitting there y'know, it's not like she's gotta fucking do anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Lapdance? Her? As in Pepper Potts, the woman having my kid? I'm not even willing to believe she'd do that kind of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	longforlove 2008-08-27 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Well duh, it ain't like I'm fucking asking her to give the lapdance. Seriously? Any woman who's had me go down on her generally doesn't mind a hot woman shoving her breasts in her face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh, God do not get me started on the image of her giving a lapdance. I'm trying to fly around in a metal suit right now. There's no room for a hard on. Terra, stop. Jesus Christ, just...stop. No talking about going down on her either. She can go...just, yes. Go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	longforlove 2008-08-27 02:13 am UTC (link)
	It would be seriously hot, even being pregnant. Its a bit harder to wriggle around though. Uh pun intended. Win! I'll be over in two shakes and I'll bring Blondie so you won't have to suffer alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 02:15 am UTC (link)
	OH GOD WILL YOU STOP! ARGH! Now I have to get home soon. I'm going to have to have a quickie with my fiancee before I let you take her to wherever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	longforlove 2008-08-27 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh you know they totally have the fucking hottest pregnancy lingerie? Christ. Make sure you give her a good one for me, eh? I'll wait like.. ten minutes, I'm sure you two can come that quick right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 02:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm shopping while you two are gone. I have to get there first! I'm near fucking Guatamala! Shit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	longforlove 2008-08-27 02:23 am UTC (link)
	You best hurry the fuck up then, sweets. Pregnant bitches are highly impatient. If I'm there before you show up I totally get to watch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 02:25 am UTC (link)
	That's a challenge I willingly accept. Christ, now I'm already pushing the tech as hard as I can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	longforlove 2008-08-27 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Don't break nothin before you get here. I'll warm her up till you get here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pepperedsnark 2008-08-27 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Good, I'd hate to start crying. I know, I like staying in bed as much as you like me staying in bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh, please do not start crying, Pepper. Staying in bed is what got you in that predicament anyway. Beds tend to be a good thing for you. Again, just teasing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperedsnark 2008-08-27 02:01 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't going to since you're just teasing. Though I guess 'm going out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Looks like it. Just be careful, have a good time and try not to pick up strange women and bring them home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperedsnark 2008-08-27 02:15 am UTC (link)
	I will. I have no doubt that if any one tries to approach us, she will break their body in half, and I'm pretty sure she doesnt even have superpowers. We'll try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 02:24 am UTC (link)
	You have to be undressed before I get there. Jarvis says my ETA is three minutes only because I'm pushing Mach levels here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperedsnark 2008-08-27 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Yes sir, I'll be undressed and bent over the bed. I can't believe I just said that out loud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inextremisvivo 2008-08-27 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm proud you're admitting this out loud. Must make the codpiece a little larger for emergency hardons in this thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperedsnark 2008-08-27 02:30 am UTC (link)
	She's a bad influence. Good idea dear. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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