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Tweak says, "I've got sand in my underpants"

Paige Matthews (AU) (ghosts_angel) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-26 00:50:00

Current mood:	aggravated
Entry tags:	desire, paige matthews (au)

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So apparently there was a me here that was married or possibly engaged to Geoffrey Chaucer, the poet, apparently the incredibly hot poet.

The guy I like? Couldn't be less available if he tried. This is really incredibly depressing.

Tips on seducing men of God so they don't, you know start flailing about the sinning?

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	ghosts_angel 2008-08-26 05:19 am UTC (link)
	I was kinda hoping for something a little more subtle and a lot less creepy than drugging him and I'm not exactly the world's best lier. Think the fact I'm part angel would help or make things much, much worse? [creepy man] What you're offering to help me? Why do I already get the feeling that would end badly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

snakelikesmile
2008-08-26 06:17 pm UTC (link)

I never said full on drugging. Alcohol, such as it is, lowers inhibitions. Smoke, as well. There's no need to jump directly to the nefarious.

I do have to admit, I admire the style, though.

Well, that all depends. Specifically, it depends on exactly which parts of you are Angel. It may not be something he needs to know.

[Girl] 'Crowley' is a bit easier on the fingers, dear. And yes, I'm offering to help you. Again, I hadn't intended on it to be quite so evil. Simply a voice of experience to help you. Rather, I was quite in the reverse, being the one collecting the Angel, but it can't be so much different.

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ghosts_angel
2008-08-26 06:25 pm UTC (link)

Yeah okay point taken, sorry.

It's not really...a biological, I mean I don't have specific angel parts. But I'm half whitelighter, it's a kind of angel, but well I was hoping that might be enough.

[Crowley] Not evil would be good, not evil would be really good. You're right though, I don't suppose it's that different at all really, if he's the biblical type of angel I mean? Cos they can't be big ones for the sexings right? Thanks, I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. I'm Paige by the way.

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snakelikesmile
2008-08-26 08:35 pm UTC (link)

Oh, no need to apologize, really. I applaud the leap of logic. Actually sort of flattering.

Oh, right. I should say it would be, at least to other mortals. Then again, I lack perspective, there.

[Paige] I will try to contain myself, then. And... well, not that it's entirely relevant, but he does just fine.... well, it's not nearly as restrictive here, as you might think. We are just fine together. Perhaps it's simply a matter of getting your man of God to relax.

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	ghosts_angel 2008-08-27 06:05 am UTC (link)
	[Crowley] Well good for you, although you know now I think about it I'm starting to think maybe it's not one of my better ideas. As for getting him to relax, yeah there's more chance of Hell freezing over. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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