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Tweak says, "NAKED TIME!"

Paige Matthews (AU) (ghosts_angel) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-26 00:50:00

Current mood:	aggravated
Entry tags:	desire, paige matthews (au)

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So apparently there was a me here that was married or possibly engaged to Geoffrey Chaucer, the poet, apparently the incredibly hot poet.

The guy I like? Couldn't be less available if he tried. This is really incredibly depressing.

Tips on seducing men of God so they don't, you know start flailing about the sinning?

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	snakelikesmile 2008-08-25 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Lie copiously about the virtue of what you're doing? Mind-altering substances can also speed things along. [Girl] Or you could just ask for help directly. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ghosts_angel 2008-08-26 05:19 am UTC (link)
	I was kinda hoping for something a little more subtle and a lot less creepy than drugging him and I'm not exactly the world's best lier. Think the fact I'm part angel would help or make things much, much worse? [creepy man] What you're offering to help me? Why do I already get the feeling that would end badly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

snakelikesmile
2008-08-26 06:17 pm UTC (link)

I never said full on drugging. Alcohol, such as it is, lowers inhibitions. Smoke, as well. There's no need to jump directly to the nefarious.

I do have to admit, I admire the style, though.

Well, that all depends. Specifically, it depends on exactly which parts of you are Angel. It may not be something he needs to know.

[Girl] 'Crowley' is a bit easier on the fingers, dear. And yes, I'm offering to help you. Again, I hadn't intended on it to be quite so evil. Simply a voice of experience to help you. Rather, I was quite in the reverse, being the one collecting the Angel, but it can't be so much different.

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ghosts_angel
2008-08-26 06:25 pm UTC (link)

Yeah okay point taken, sorry.

It's not really...a biological, I mean I don't have specific angel parts. But I'm half whitelighter, it's a kind of angel, but well I was hoping that might be enough.

[Crowley] Not evil would be good, not evil would be really good. You're right though, I don't suppose it's that different at all really, if he's the biblical type of angel I mean? Cos they can't be big ones for the sexings right? Thanks, I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. I'm Paige by the way.

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snakelikesmile
2008-08-26 08:35 pm UTC (link)

Oh, no need to apologize, really. I applaud the leap of logic. Actually sort of flattering.

Oh, right. I should say it would be, at least to other mortals. Then again, I lack perspective, there.

[Paige] I will try to contain myself, then. And... well, not that it's entirely relevant, but he does just fine.... well, it's not nearly as restrictive here, as you might think. We are just fine together. Perhaps it's simply a matter of getting your man of God to relax.

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	ghosts_angel 2008-08-27 06:05 am UTC (link)
	[Crowley] Well good for you, although you know now I think about it I'm starting to think maybe it's not one of my better ideas. As for getting him to relax, yeah there's more chance of Hell freezing over. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sleepswithlove 2008-08-25 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I don't know about seducing men of God, but I can tell you about seducing A god. Would that help? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ghosts_angel 2008-08-26 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Maybe, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

iamwant
2008-08-26 10:02 pm UTC (link)

It takes a light touch. And sometimes a little help getting their inhibitions down. But men of God are still just humans at heart. They may deny themselves, but with the right kind of nudging, they indulge.

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	ghosts_angel 2008-08-27 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Urgh, this is a really bad isn't it? I should not be trying to tempt him. Thanks though, I'll bear it in mind, should I get over how totally wrong this whole thing is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

iamwant
2008-08-27 10:16 pm UTC (link)

As a character I thoroughly enjoy once said, 'There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.' It's up to you to prove that to him.

However, if you need a helping hand I'll be happy to provide my services. I am Desire, and it's good to meet you, Paige.

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	ghosts_angel 2008-08-28 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Dr Frank N Furter? Yeah it's just not that easy is it? I shouldn't even be thinking about trying to tempt him, it's a really, really bad idea. Ah, that would be why you want help out, although I think you've gotten me into enough trouble over the years thanks. I'll think about it though, see if I get another sudden rush of madness. (Reply to this) (Parent)