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terrynboot (terrynboot) wrote in ultrarpg,
@ 2008-08-20 08:58:00

Who: Terry and James
When: Wednesday, after the football game
Where: Emirates Stadium
What: Terry is James' new stalker
Rating: NC-17
Status: In Progress

Despite his hatred for football, Terry had found the game brilliant. Though that could have been because of James. Every time James made a goal he screamed at the top of his lungs, flying his banner. Actually, the banner had turned out rather nice. It was a broad poster that was written with sparkly markers and paint. It said, "WIN AND SOMEBODY IS GETTING SOME!" Of course, just to be a pain, Terry had did the back of the poster to read, "AND IT'S NOT YOU BITCHES!" The front for James and the back for the fangirls. They had taken it surprisingly well. So far he was practically blind fron the flashes of photography, but... It was better than planned.

Except for a point when some redheaded girl had come up to him and complimented him on his sippy cup with Tinkerbell on it. They had immediately started a conversation on Peter Pan and Tinkerbell and she had invited him out drinking after the game when Demelza seemed to pop out of nowhere. Not that Terry complained too much. Not when Demelza had offered him some stuffed toys to play with. There were magnets in their noses and they were kissing! KISSING! It was so cute. Demelza was a bit of a pain from then on, ruining all his fun. Another fangirl had been offering to show him the giant stuffed dollies she had in her car when Demelza practically scratched her eyes out. Of course, that could have been due to Terry-vision. Anything innocent Demelza did came off as scary and life-threatening to him.

After the match was over, he had managed to assure Demelza he would not go off with any fangirls or get into any fights. He'd just wait for Lucy. Actually, he was pretty happy at the moment. Lucy had won! Terry, smiling, made his way to the ground and rested against that nett-y thingy. He was sure it had a name, but didn't care. Lucy had said it would be a while so he busied himself with his new dolls, doing his best to ignore the insults from the blokes nearby. He almost wished he had asked Demelza to stay after all. A group of the guys were together and calling him names. He forced himself to keep smiling and hoped Lucy would be out soon. Before the guys decided he'd make a good punching bag.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 08:41 am UTC (link)

The guys were scary. Probably scarier than Ursula, in Terry's opinion. Not quite as scary as Malificent though. That lady was REALLY CREEPY! Terry fidgeted and kept hoping they wouldn't come close. Their raised voices made him almost want to bolt. Then something amazing happened.

Lucy was there. Terry wrapped his arms around Lucy, as if he could make everything go away. He gave him a tight hug and returned the soft kiss. When he pulled back a little he was beaming happily up into James' face. "You were brilliant. I should come to your games more often." Preferably in a large group though. He gave James another kiss on the cheek. "Did you like my banner?"

He gestured to the poster at the side. It was showing the fangirl's side and he kicked it down before James could see the not you bitches. "You talked Demelza into coming to distract me, didn't you? That's not fair."

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montaluca
2008-08-20 08:51 am UTC (link)

James was still high on adrenaline, like always. Matches did that to him, especially if they won. What drugs were to others football was to James. So the world was still a wonderful place and now that he had his arms wrapped around Terry it was even more wonderful, if possible adding even more to his high.

Grinning James playfully pinched Terry's cheek. "Why thank you." He was told that he was a good player often enough, but coming from Terry it obviously meant more. "And yes you should. Preferable bringing that banner with you. Wonderful source of motivation and on top of that it really amused the guys." As if they would let a chance for dirty comments and wolf-whistles pass. Some clichés about footballers really were true after all.

James raised an eyebrow when Terry kicked the banner down. Had he spotted...ah well, whatever. He didn't care. Smiling innocently he leaned down to kiss Terry again.

"Ah...maybe. Maybe not. Since you're mentioning it I take it she had to distract you?"

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 08:59 am UTC (link)

Terry whimpered a small "No pinching my cheeks!" and he squirmed against James, chuckling a little. Everything seemed right when they were together. Well, now it did at least. He smiled happily, "I'll definitely bring the banner from now on." If only to piss off the fangirls. They were so fun. They probably would have been more fun if Demelza hadn't been there. She really did have a way of stopping fun stuff. Seriously, they said they had stuffed disney dolls in their car! Who could beat THAT?

Terry moved his arms to wrap around James' neck, pulling him close as they kissed. His tongue had found its way into his boyfriend's mouth and was enjoying the taste of him. Apparently watching Lucy win a game was a turn on. Actually, Lucy was just a walking turn on. He broke the kiss, grinning, "Maybe a little distraction, yeah. I was having this nice conversation with one of the girls when Demelza just butted in. She's so rude sometimes. But she gave me these kissing kitties. Aren't they cute?" He held up the kissing dolls. "But... One of the girls said she had stuffed disney dolls in the back of her car and was going to show me them. Demelza said I couldn't go!" He made a little pout.

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montaluca
2008-08-20 09:08 am UTC (link)

James smiled into the kiss, pulling Terry even closer. At the moment he couldn't stand still, too much energy still buzzing through him. So it became a somewhat fidgety kiss, but James didn't care. At the fangirl comment he raised an eyebrow, once again congratulating himself on having asked Demelza to watch Terry.

"The kittens are very cute," He agreed, silently thinking that Terry was cuter. Then again, Terry was always cuter. Terry was the god of cuteness..or something like that.

"Love, I'm sorry to tell you there, but I am pretty sure she didn't have disney dolls in the back of her car. Demelza was right to say that." He then continued carefully, not really wanting to upset Terry. Maybe if he bought him another disney doll?

"Besides, if you would've gone with her you would've missed part of the game and that would've made me sad," James added quickly as an afterthought.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 09:15 am UTC (link)

Oh great, so today was going to be one of those days. Like when they had all gone on tour with Andrew and Jack. He was still the calmest of the lot yet James had talked him into waking certain others up with him. Terry could be energetic too though. He just wasn't having as much adrenaline. He needed more sugar.

"Why would somebody lie about Disney dolls? That's not right!" Terry shrugged it off though. Well, for the most part. He was glad he hadn't gone. He'd hate to have made James sad. "Oh well! Do you have anything else to do here or can we go?"

Terry was still fidgeting because those guys were still nearby. They seemed to have quieted down, but he didn't think it was for any good reason. He recognised the looks well enough. A couple were probably trying to decide whether or not James was a big enough obstacle to beating him up. He had forgotten some people could be mean like that. Terry took James by the hand and picked up his banner. His sippy cup was already in his bag so it was okay.

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montaluca
2008-08-20 09:26 am UTC (link)

"Of course it is not right, but the world is a mean, mean place," James sighed theatrically before smiling again and nodding.

"I'm done here, so we can go. What do you want to do? We can grab some food and watch a film or go somewhere and have dinner. Whatever you want, really." Yes, food was right on top of his to-do list right now. Food and nutella, obviously. Damn he was hungry. And he could do with a beer or two as well. A wonderful, cold beer...James nearly sighed. He'd been eating rather healthily and not drunken anything alcoholic the past day, as always before a match, so now he was ready to binge on a lot of fast food.

Lightly squeezing Terry's hand he smiled at his boyfriend.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 09:32 am UTC (link)

Terry rolled his eyes and mumbled, "Drama King." He was lucky he was cute. Actually, he was just lucky. He gave his boyfriend a quick kiss on the cheek and started hurrying them out of the stadium.

"Well, since I've been dealing with people all day I don't want to go out to eat. I think we should go home, watch some movies with some nice take out, and I already have plenty of alcohol in the fridge already." He had been hoping to get Lucy to come home with him. Terry was pretty sure he was owed some Disney singing. They never did watch Beauty and the Beast either.

Terry playfully leaned on James as they walked, holding back the urge to skip. Those his free arm really was too full at the moment. He would have put the kissing kitties in his bag if he hadn't been afraid they'd suffocate.

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montaluca
2008-08-20 09:39 am UTC (link)

"Well, could thing I've found my Drama Queen then, right?" James grinned cheekily, following Terry although he really didn't understand the sudden hurry. Then again, he was hungry, so hurrying was probably good.

"Sounds absolutely perfect. Please tell me you have nutella at home as well?" James asked hopefully, smiling innocently at Terry. Anyone else might've thought that adding nutella and therefore sugar to his system was a bad idea, seeing as he was somewhat hyper already, but then again, James never gave a damn about what other people thought.

"So do your kitties have names already?" Raising an eyebrow in amusement James looked at the plushies Terry still held.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 09:42 am UTC (link)

"Definitely a good thing. Wait.. Why am I always the Queen?" He pouted. "you are so lucky you're cute."

"I'm dating you and you ask whether I have nutella in my flat? That's like asking a pedophile if he keeps candy at his house." Horrible way of putting it, but it made him smile. He had a lot of things at his place, just for James. Like actual food now. That was mainly because he had a tendency to worry about Lucy's health and that he wasn't eating healthy breakfast. Not that cereal was too healthy.

"Earlier I named them Demelza and Jack." Terry laughed, clutching them in a half-hug. He was easily made happy.

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montaluca
2008-08-20 09:48 am UTC (link)

"Because you have better Queen qualities," James simply pointed out. "And I'm not the cute one because you are the cute one. Guess I'm just lucky."

Laughing James leaned over, kissing the corner of Terry's mouth. "Why thank you for comparing me to a paedophile. As long as that means that there is Nutella I definitely won't complain. What food are you in the mood for? There's a nice Thai restaurant just around the corner, we could pick up something there."

James looked at the kitties for a few seconds before he shook his head in amusement. How fitting. They shouldn't tell Demelza though, she'd probably take them away again and then Terry would be sad.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 09:52 am UTC (link)

"Fine, you're lucky you're sexy. How does that work?" He stuck his tongue out childishly.

"Don't be ridiculous. I'm the paedophile. You're the child. Sheesh, don't you understand me at all?" He chuckled, giving a quick kiss on James' cheek. "Thai sounds amazing." His stomach was already growling. And chocolate. Lots of chocolate would be nice.

If James only knew that Terry had proclaimed it already. Surprisingly, he had come out in one piece. He made the kitties kiss again. Unfortunately, to do so he had to let go of James' hand. The kitties were so cute. "I want a real kitty."

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montaluca
2008-08-20 09:57 am UTC (link)

"Way better," James nodded with a smirk.

"Oh, right. Silly me." It was just easy to always assume that Terry was the child...the very cute child. Smiling happily James wrapped his arm around Terry's waist. The world was absolutely wonderful today. As in "couldn't be any better" wonderful.

"A real kitty?" James asked sceptically, raising an eyebrow. "I'm not sure if that's such a good idea, love." Considering that James' goldfish had died after a week it really wasn't.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 10:02 am UTC (link)

If Terry had known what was going through James' mind, calling him cute and assuming he was the child, he would have pouted. Unfortunately, the pout would be cute and therefore ruin any potential arguement he would use. As it was, he simply settled on happily smiling, more than a little giddy when James wrapped his arm around his waist.

"Yes, a real kitty. Flesh and blood. I could take care of the kitty. I'd love it and hug it and feed it and it'd purr and be really cute." He smiled at his boyfriend. He knew the goldfish incident well enough.

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montaluca
2008-08-20 10:05 am UTC (link)

James wrinkled his nose a little as he led Terry to the Thai restaurant, his stomach rumbling.

"But a kitty is a lot of work, don't forget that, love." Aw, but how could he resist Terry? "Maybe you should sleep over it before you decided too quickly. Besides, why would you need a kitty? You can love and hug and feed me and I can purr and be really cute." He tried hard to suppress a grin.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 10:13 am UTC (link)

"You do more than purr." Terry teased, chuckling. He really did love James. He had always wanted a kitty though. In his mind he was trying to figure out if he had enough time to take care of a kitty. James was right. He didn't need a kitty. He had his boyfriend. Any former kitty time he had imagined before was now boyfriend time.

Terry moved into the restaurant, looking at the take out menu they had on display. So many types of curry. "Oh merlin, it all looks so good."

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	montaluca 2008-08-20 10:17 am UTC (link)
	"Yes, but the important fact is that I do purr. Among other things," James grinned. "See, I am your very own kitty. Also, I can do a lot more things than a kitty can," He pointed out, wiggling his eyebrows. Scanning the menu he shrugged. "Let's take it all then." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

terrynboot
2008-08-20 10:21 am UTC (link)

A blush rose to Terry's face, "That's definitely true. You're so much better than a kitty. Okay, no kitty then. Not as long as I have you." He almost added an 'at least', but didn't want to seem insecure.

Terry rolled his eyes, "We're not taking it all. I just want all the curries. And rice for it to go on, obviously." He smiled. His stomach was pleased with this decision. Oh yes, it was a good idea. Mmm, spicy food.

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	montaluca 2008-08-20 10:30 am UTC (link)
	"Good, because you'll always have me," James beamed, holding Terry's hand just a little bit tighter. "Fine then we'll take all the curries for you and all the rest for me." Yes, he was that hungry. Besides, he hardly ever went grocery shopping, so living on leftovers for the next week sounded like a fairly good plan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

terrynboot
2008-08-20 10:34 am UTC (link)

"You're a pig." Terry shook his head, smiling. Well, at least they wouldn't have to worry about either cooking or ordering food for the next week. Now the only problem was making sure James ate a normal breakfast in the morning and not leftover Thai.

"So one order of everything. We'll have to either catch a ride home or apparate. I'm not carrying all that food all the way home."

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montaluca
2008-08-20 10:39 am UTC (link)

"But a sexy pig," James winked, giving the waitress their order. She looked at them as if waiting for them to call "JOKING" but when it never happened she nodded slowly and turned around, shaking her head in disbelief. James shrugged and rolled his eyes behind her back. As if people didn't constantly order more food than they could actually eat. Besides, leftovers meant Thai for breakfast!

"Apparating sounds good, takes less time." And he wanted to be home as soon as possible, otherwise he might start eating out of the carton. But how was he supposed to resist when he was surrounded by the smells of food?

"So what film do you want to watch?"

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	terrynboot 2008-08-20 10:44 am UTC (link)
	"Beauty and the Beast. You owe me!" He deliberately poked James in the stomach and sat down in one of the booths. He kicked at his boyfriend under the table. It was going to be a bit before the food was ready. Terry sat his kissing kitties on the table, playing with them. "Later tonight I've got a surprise for you, by the way." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	montaluca 2008-08-20 10:47 am UTC (link)
	Damnit. James had really hoped that Terry would've forgotten about it, but no such luck. Sitting down as well James pouted when Terry kicked him. "What was that for?" He sniffled, the pout intensifying as he watched Terry play with the kitties. The pout seemed to turn into a smile at the mention of a surprise. "Does it involve you and nutella?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

terrynboot
2008-08-20 10:51 am UTC (link)

"No, sorry. What could we possibly do with me and nutella that you would like?" Terry raised his eyebrows, giving his boyfriend a curious look. Him eating nutella was pretty much normal. Though he didn't love it as much as James and Demelza seemed to. They were nuts about the stuff.

"Anyways, it's a surprise. You'll see. Hopefully you'll like it." Hopefully it would calm James down also. He was still worried Lucy was more than a bit paranoid and jealous for little reason. He had nothing to worry about and Terry wanted to reassure him.

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	montaluca 2008-08-20 10:57 am UTC (link)
	"Oh a lot of things, really." James replied with a smirk, leaning back and watching the people bustling around them. He fidgeted a bit and smiled at Terry. "I'll like it simply because it's your surprise. I love everything that involves you." He wasn't being corny or exaggerating either. Everything Terry was good in his eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

terrynboot
2008-08-20 11:00 am UTC (link)

"Like what?" Terry really couldn't figure it out. His mind went straight to kinky things like eating nutella off of a body. However, that never made sense to him. Bodies were too big and the person would get a belly ache before they were even done with an arm. It was like a solid chocolate bunny. It sounded like a good idea so you started it, but couldn't finish because it was too sweet.

"Awww, you're so sweet." Terry smiled and leaned over the table to give Lucy a small kiss. "Just because I haven't said it today, I love you."