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Tweak says, "Name's Tweak, I like to streak"

terrynboot (terrynboot) wrote in ultrarpg,
@ 2008-08-20 08:58:00

Who: Terry and James
When: Wednesday, after the football game
Where: Emirates Stadium
What: Terry is James' new stalker
Rating: NC-17
Status: In Progress

Despite his hatred for football, Terry had found the game brilliant. Though that could have been because of James. Every time James made a goal he screamed at the top of his lungs, flying his banner. Actually, the banner had turned out rather nice. It was a broad poster that was written with sparkly markers and paint. It said, "WIN AND SOMEBODY IS GETTING SOME!" Of course, just to be a pain, Terry had did the back of the poster to read, "AND IT'S NOT YOU BITCHES!" The front for James and the back for the fangirls. They had taken it surprisingly well. So far he was practically blind fron the flashes of photography, but... It was better than planned.

Except for a point when some redheaded girl had come up to him and complimented him on his sippy cup with Tinkerbell on it. They had immediately started a conversation on Peter Pan and Tinkerbell and she had invited him out drinking after the game when Demelza seemed to pop out of nowhere. Not that Terry complained too much. Not when Demelza had offered him some stuffed toys to play with. There were magnets in their noses and they were kissing! KISSING! It was so cute. Demelza was a bit of a pain from then on, ruining all his fun. Another fangirl had been offering to show him the giant stuffed dollies she had in her car when Demelza practically scratched her eyes out. Of course, that could have been due to Terry-vision. Anything innocent Demelza did came off as scary and life-threatening to him.

After the match was over, he had managed to assure Demelza he would not go off with any fangirls or get into any fights. He'd just wait for Lucy. Actually, he was pretty happy at the moment. Lucy had won! Terry, smiling, made his way to the ground and rested against that nett-y thingy. He was sure it had a name, but didn't care. Lucy had said it would be a while so he busied himself with his new dolls, doing his best to ignore the insults from the blokes nearby. He almost wished he had asked Demelza to stay after all. A group of the guys were together and calling him names. He forced himself to keep smiling and hoped Lucy would be out soon. Before the guys decided he'd make a good punching bag.

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montaluca
2008-08-20 09:57 am UTC (link)

"Way better," James nodded with a smirk.

"Oh, right. Silly me." It was just easy to always assume that Terry was the child...the very cute child. Smiling happily James wrapped his arm around Terry's waist. The world was absolutely wonderful today. As in "couldn't be any better" wonderful.

"A real kitty?" James asked sceptically, raising an eyebrow. "I'm not sure if that's such a good idea, love." Considering that James' goldfish had died after a week it really wasn't.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 10:02 am UTC (link)

If Terry had known what was going through James' mind, calling him cute and assuming he was the child, he would have pouted. Unfortunately, the pout would be cute and therefore ruin any potential arguement he would use. As it was, he simply settled on happily smiling, more than a little giddy when James wrapped his arm around his waist.

"Yes, a real kitty. Flesh and blood. I could take care of the kitty. I'd love it and hug it and feed it and it'd purr and be really cute." He smiled at his boyfriend. He knew the goldfish incident well enough.

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montaluca
2008-08-20 10:05 am UTC (link)

James wrinkled his nose a little as he led Terry to the Thai restaurant, his stomach rumbling.

"But a kitty is a lot of work, don't forget that, love." Aw, but how could he resist Terry? "Maybe you should sleep over it before you decided too quickly. Besides, why would you need a kitty? You can love and hug and feed me and I can purr and be really cute." He tried hard to suppress a grin.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 10:13 am UTC (link)

"You do more than purr." Terry teased, chuckling. He really did love James. He had always wanted a kitty though. In his mind he was trying to figure out if he had enough time to take care of a kitty. James was right. He didn't need a kitty. He had his boyfriend. Any former kitty time he had imagined before was now boyfriend time.

Terry moved into the restaurant, looking at the take out menu they had on display. So many types of curry. "Oh merlin, it all looks so good."

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	montaluca 2008-08-20 10:17 am UTC (link)
	"Yes, but the important fact is that I do purr. Among other things," James grinned. "See, I am your very own kitty. Also, I can do a lot more things than a kitty can," He pointed out, wiggling his eyebrows. Scanning the menu he shrugged. "Let's take it all then." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

terrynboot
2008-08-20 10:21 am UTC (link)

A blush rose to Terry's face, "That's definitely true. You're so much better than a kitty. Okay, no kitty then. Not as long as I have you." He almost added an 'at least', but didn't want to seem insecure.

Terry rolled his eyes, "We're not taking it all. I just want all the curries. And rice for it to go on, obviously." He smiled. His stomach was pleased with this decision. Oh yes, it was a good idea. Mmm, spicy food.

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	montaluca 2008-08-20 10:30 am UTC (link)
	"Good, because you'll always have me," James beamed, holding Terry's hand just a little bit tighter. "Fine then we'll take all the curries for you and all the rest for me." Yes, he was that hungry. Besides, he hardly ever went grocery shopping, so living on leftovers for the next week sounded like a fairly good plan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

terrynboot
2008-08-20 10:34 am UTC (link)

"You're a pig." Terry shook his head, smiling. Well, at least they wouldn't have to worry about either cooking or ordering food for the next week. Now the only problem was making sure James ate a normal breakfast in the morning and not leftover Thai.

"So one order of everything. We'll have to either catch a ride home or apparate. I'm not carrying all that food all the way home."

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montaluca
2008-08-20 10:39 am UTC (link)

"But a sexy pig," James winked, giving the waitress their order. She looked at them as if waiting for them to call "JOKING" but when it never happened she nodded slowly and turned around, shaking her head in disbelief. James shrugged and rolled his eyes behind her back. As if people didn't constantly order more food than they could actually eat. Besides, leftovers meant Thai for breakfast!

"Apparating sounds good, takes less time." And he wanted to be home as soon as possible, otherwise he might start eating out of the carton. But how was he supposed to resist when he was surrounded by the smells of food?

"So what film do you want to watch?"

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	terrynboot 2008-08-20 10:44 am UTC (link)
	"Beauty and the Beast. You owe me!" He deliberately poked James in the stomach and sat down in one of the booths. He kicked at his boyfriend under the table. It was going to be a bit before the food was ready. Terry sat his kissing kitties on the table, playing with them. "Later tonight I've got a surprise for you, by the way." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	montaluca 2008-08-20 10:47 am UTC (link)
	Damnit. James had really hoped that Terry would've forgotten about it, but no such luck. Sitting down as well James pouted when Terry kicked him. "What was that for?" He sniffled, the pout intensifying as he watched Terry play with the kitties. The pout seemed to turn into a smile at the mention of a surprise. "Does it involve you and nutella?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

terrynboot
2008-08-20 10:51 am UTC (link)

"No, sorry. What could we possibly do with me and nutella that you would like?" Terry raised his eyebrows, giving his boyfriend a curious look. Him eating nutella was pretty much normal. Though he didn't love it as much as James and Demelza seemed to. They were nuts about the stuff.

"Anyways, it's a surprise. You'll see. Hopefully you'll like it." Hopefully it would calm James down also. He was still worried Lucy was more than a bit paranoid and jealous for little reason. He had nothing to worry about and Terry wanted to reassure him.

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	montaluca 2008-08-20 10:57 am UTC (link)
	"Oh a lot of things, really." James replied with a smirk, leaning back and watching the people bustling around them. He fidgeted a bit and smiled at Terry. "I'll like it simply because it's your surprise. I love everything that involves you." He wasn't being corny or exaggerating either. Everything Terry was good in his eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

terrynboot
2008-08-20 11:00 am UTC (link)

"Like what?" Terry really couldn't figure it out. His mind went straight to kinky things like eating nutella off of a body. However, that never made sense to him. Bodies were too big and the person would get a belly ache before they were even done with an arm. It was like a solid chocolate bunny. It sounded like a good idea so you started it, but couldn't finish because it was too sweet.

"Awww, you're so sweet." Terry smiled and leaned over the table to give Lucy a small kiss. "Just because I haven't said it today, I love you."

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	montaluca 2008-08-20 11:04 am UTC (link)
	"Maybe I'll show you sometime." His grin got, if possible, even wider. Terry and nutella, yes that sounded like an idea. "I'm not sweet. I'm very manly," James weakly protested, smiling at the small kiss. "I love you too. So very much." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

terrynboot
2008-08-20 11:09 am UTC (link)

"If you're thinking what I'm thinking of then you're going to have one hell of a tummy ache." Terry grinned, blushing at how devious his boyfriend looked. Sometimes James could be positively wicked. He loved it though.

"You're sweet AND manly. At least you're not the one everybody calls the girl in the relationship. Even that jerk went 'you must be the bottom'. What does that even mean?" He had a vague idea, but didn't think too much on it. Not until they had eaten and he had given James his surprise, at least.

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montaluca
2008-08-20 11:25 am UTC (link)

"Then you're thinking about the wrong thing," James chuckled. No, this certainly didn't involve a tummy ache.

"But how can I be sweet and manly? The two just don't go together." James looked at Terry for a few seconds, blinking a bit in disbelief. Oops. Now that he hadn't expected. "Um well the bottom is what...Ariel is to Eric, I guess." That was officially the worst metaphor ever. Then again James had never been big with metaphors.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 03:23 pm UTC (link)

"Then you'll just have to tell me." He pouted across the table at James, giving him a light kick under the table.

What Ariel was to Eric? Once again, the only thing in his mind was A girl. "That's ridiculous. I am not a girl. I mean, sure I have manboobs, but that doesn't make me a girl!" Now either the order was ready or the man at the counter was telling them to go to hell. He just couldn't decide which. "Food!" Terry practically leaped up, eager to get the food.

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montaluca
2008-08-20 03:29 pm UTC (link)

"I'll show you one day, don't worry, pumpkin," James winked, wincing lightly when he was kicked again.

"I didn't mean a girl as in a real girl just...oh I'll show you that one as well," He huffed, raising an eyebrow when Terry jumped up. At the mention of food James followed his example and speed over to the guy, who now looked positively frightened as they both nearly tackled him. But...FOOD! Food was so so good. Grabbing the bags he carelessly pressed a few pound notes into the guys hand before taking Terry's hand and rushing outside.

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terrynboot
2008-08-20 03:38 pm UTC (link)

It was impossible not/i> to laugh at the look on the man's face as James rushed towards him. Though, the whole situation was rather funny. Terry grinned, letting himself be pulled out of the door only after he made sure he had his bag, banner, and kissing kitties. "Why do I get the feeling you'll be showing me a lot?"

Once they were outside, Terry grinned and took some of the food. "Apparate to my place." He hurried to an alley so nobody was looking and apparated, finding himself soon in his own kitchen. He was getting good. He took some silverware and went to put the food out on the table in the living room, opening every carton.

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	montaluca 2008-08-20 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	As soon as they had arrived at Terry's James grabbed one of the cartons, fishing a bit of the food out with his fingers and eating it with a satisfied hum. One could easily think that he hadn't eaten for a week and was now starved. Well, he did feel starved. "God that's good," He mumbled, licking his fingers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	terrynboot 2008-08-20 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Terry sat down and glared at James, shifting on the seat. "Don't use your fingers! Use silverware. Bloody hell, acting like you don't know how to eat." He rolled his eyes and put some silverware by James. Though he was soon focusing on the deliciousness of his curries. Sooo good. "It's an orgasm in my mouth. Mmm." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	montaluca 2008-08-20 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Sitting down James shrugged. "You're around Andrew and Jack all the time, you should be used to that," He grinned, continuing to eat with his fingers for a while. Ah actual, real food. How had he missed it! For one day. One day could be an eternity. "Orgasm in your mouth?" James nearly choked when he started to laugh at that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	terrynboot 2008-08-20 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	"Doesn't mean they should do it." Terry glared over at his boyfriend, though he soon gave up and focused on his food. He didn't have MUCH of an appetite, but he was already on his second batch of tofu red curry. Soooooo good. "Yep. I've heard chefs say it in the kitchen. Orgasms in your mouth!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	montaluca 2008-08-20 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	"But it makes the whole thing even more better if you eat with your fingers," James grinned, happily continuing and making his way through carton after carton of food. "Well, if the chefs say it, then it must be right," He agreed with a serious expression that was soon broken by another grin. "Personally makes me think about other things than food." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)