Garret J. Foss (cant_touchthis) wrote in tiberiusswann, @ 2012-04-08 20:10:00 |
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Entry tags: | garret, mal, malakai |
Monday April 27th 2009
Who: Mal and Garret
What: Husband Loving
Where: Mal's house
When: Evening
Status: In Progress
Rating: NSFW [Violent/Abusive content]
When Mal came home, he would discover that the lights in his house (almost all of them) had been left on. He would find his fridge emptied of several of his beers and filled with a veggie supreme pizza and half a cheeseburger. He would find a pair of running shoes in the middle of the kitchen (standing perfectly as though the wearer had just vanished while waiting for the microwave to ding). He would find his television on, and too loud, and he would find a forty year old man child husband shouting obscenities at it.
"You German piece of SHIT!" Garret screamed, looking ready to throw the controller at the screen. "Camp bitch!!!"
Mal paused at the scent in his home, then continued. It was Garret so that was fine. He stepped over the clothes strewn about, and grabbed the uneaten steak from the fridge. Following the shouts, he toed off his shoes by the living room door. "Enjoying the game?"