ᛏᛟᚾᛁ ᛋᛏᚨᚱᚲ (iron) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2015-01-09 10:37:00 |
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Entry tags: | bruce banner (mcu), tony stark / iron man (mcu) |
[Bruce Banner (MCU)]
Have you faked your own death yet? I guess going randomly missing in wherever-the-fuck-you-were might count. Did any cousins try to randomly auction off your belongings? Because see, I figure I need to start keeping track.
Steve did it once, I've done it. I give Natasha and Clint probably like eight times each. Clint Barton is great at deaths.
But see -- this way when people are all 'I am slain' I'll know how skeptical to be because obviously everyone gets at least one that doesn't count.
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Do you think I need a court order to have Obadiah's body exhumed just to check?