Johnny Storm (flameon_) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2014-08-13 20:06:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network post, ben reilly / spider-man (616), johnny storm / human torch (movies), peter parker / spider-man (616), violet parr |
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Hey, so. I guess I'm your mentor or something. I'm Johnny.
I don't even have a fucking clue what a mentor is supposed to do. Tell you not to do drugs, probably. Don't do drugs, Violet, they're bad. Bad for you, bad for everyone. Also don't have sex. Unless you want to. But only do it safely. With condoms and shit. And eat your vegetables, because although they look like shit on a plate, they're actually good for you. Unless you boil them all to hell. You do that, they don't have any nutrients and you're eating like you're in England or something.
I'm probably going to suck at this. I'm just saying.
So. How do you go about being a mentor?