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Newton Geiszler ([info]thekaijugroupie) wrote in [info]thedoorway,
@ 2014-05-15 13:03:00

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Entry tags:!network post, mako mori, newt geiszler, pepper potts / rescue (616)

So is there a sign up list or something to get to hang out with the talking monkey? Because I feel like this would be of important scientific interest. Also it's a TALKING MONKEY.

Maybe I should have signed up with SHIELD if they get stuff like that. Then again I get to play with robotics all day so I guess I can't really complain. But I really could use a monkey.


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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:07 am UTC (link)
I'm a wizard. I'll charm you a monkey. But it'll have to be a stuffed one, as it's probably illegal to charm a real one to talk.

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:11 am UTC (link)
That's not a real talking monkey.

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:12 am UTC (link)
I don't see anyone else offering to charm you a talking monkey.

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
But there are real talking monkeys.

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:16 am UTC (link)
And what have you been told about seeing the real talking monkeys for yourself?

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:17 am UTC (link)
Blah Blah SHIELD blah blah i stopped listening. Blah blah I want a monkey.

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:21 am UTC (link)
I'll take you to the zoo. And charm you a monkey.

Or we can go to one of those shops that sell strange things and buy a taxidermied monkey, and I will charm that for you.

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:23 am UTC (link)
I mean that would make it easier to clean up after. Do you think we could find a taxidermied monkey?

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:25 am UTC (link)
... Yes. I think we can find a taxidermied monkey. If not in New York, then the internet will provide.

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:27 am UTC (link)
Okay but you have to buy me dinner too.

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:29 am UTC (link)
All right, but not at that last place we went to. It was overpriced and the server kept putting her tits in my face.

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:31 am UTC (link)
You hot guys have the weirdest problems.

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:32 am UTC (link)
I know. It's a burden.

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:33 am UTC (link)
I'd hate you but you're too beautiful.

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:34 am UTC (link)
I'm going to wash my hair tonight. Wanna watch?

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:35 am UTC (link)
Usually I get that excuse when people don't want me over.

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:36 am UTC (link)
How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not like other guys.

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:41 am UTC (link)
I mean it is suspicious how you keep it so shiny and full.

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:42 am UTC (link)
I'm MAGIC.

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:43 am UTC (link)
That's your excuse for everything.

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:44 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but it's true. You Muggles say "I got a pill for that" or "I got an app for that". I mean, I have a spell for that. Really.

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:45 am UTC (link)
Hey I've magic too. It's called SCIENCE

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:46 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but you can't charm a monkey to talk.

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[info]thekaijugroupie
2014-05-17 01:47 am UTC (link)
That's why I've got you, muscles.

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[info]goldenplatedlie
2014-05-17 01:47 am UTC (link)

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