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Tweak says, "You mother forker"

It's Hawkeye, not Francis (mini_hawkeye) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2014-04-17 15:44:00

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!network post, anne shirley (books), francis barton, henry pym jr, sadie kane

~~I can face down Ultron and his forces no problem but the thought of prom and being able to dance with Torunn is nerve wracking~~

Is...there anyone who could teach me how to dance?

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	Francis houseoflife 2014-04-18 03:37 am UTC (link)
	That's me, super kind. I've have totally danced before. And could teach how not to step on her feet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sadie mini_hawkeye 2014-04-18 03:50 am UTC (link)
	That'd be great. I really don't want to be stepping on her feet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Francis houseoflife 2014-04-18 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Well we can't have her liking your face less because you stepped on her feet. Bast is like a goddess of dance too so she could probably help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sadie mini_hawkeye 2014-04-18 04:10 am UTC (link)
	My face is very likeable. You think she'd help me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Francis houseoflife 2014-04-18 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Feet stepping kind of negates that though. Maybe if you asked nicely. And gave her presents. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Francis mini_hawkeye 2014-04-18 04:32 am UTC (link)
	You might be right about that. Might be. What kind of presents does she like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Francis houseoflife 2014-04-18 04:33 am UTC (link)
	I'm always right. You'll learn that. Shiny things, cat things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sadie mini_hawkeye 2014-04-18 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Is it a safe assumption to say that all women are right? ~~Even if that isn't true~~ So...would catnip be appropriate or not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Francis houseoflife 2014-04-18 04:37 am UTC (link)
	No, just me. Are you trying to get my guardian high? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sadie mini_hawkeye 2014-04-18 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Noted. Uh, it was the first cat related thing that came to mind. So...those wind up mice like in those Tom and Jerry cartoons would be good? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Francis houseoflife 2014-04-18 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	You're kind if adorably helpless at this. No wonder Torunn likes you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Francis mini_hawkeye 2014-04-18 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's not like I have the money for some cool cat climbing house to get her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Francis houseoflife 2014-04-18 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	I could build her one with magic anyway. It doesn't have to be fancy. Just like an offering or something to show that you care about her more than just wanting things from her. Cause she's awesome and we are her kittens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Francis mini_hawkeye 2014-04-18 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Alrighty. And I'd say I'm not a kitten but a bird but...well cats and birds aren't a good mix. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Francis houseoflife 2014-04-18 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	You're a kitten. Just roll with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Francis mini_hawkeye 2014-04-18 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Can we go with cub? Cub sounds more cool and intimidating. So uh...exactly how do I go about asking her? I mean, saying something like "Hey I got you some scratching posts and toy mice, can you teach me to dance?" doesn't seem...respectful. And I'd rather not piss off any gods. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Francis/Sadie houseoflife 2014-04-18 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	She's not a lion, she's a cat. Just bring her some fish. And I'll do the talking for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Francis/Sadie mini_hawkeye 2014-04-18 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	A lion is a cat though!....I should just shut up and accept your word on this, shouldn't I? Fish, check. Does she have a favorite type or just any kind will do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Francis/Sadie houseoflife 2014-04-19 12:48 am UTC (link)
	You really should unless you want like a really long and boring story. It's the thought that counts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Francis/Sadie mini_hawkeye 2014-04-19 12:49 am UTC (link)
	I am wisely deferring to you! Got it. Headed to the store now to get some fish. I hope she's fond of salmon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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