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Tweak says, "but your ranger is no more,"

Jefferson (missinggrace) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2012-12-21 16:54:00

Entry tags:

!network post, dr whale / victor frankenstein, emma swan, jefferson / mad hatter, killian jones / captain hook

Counting down the hours until the reign of forced cheer, mercenary shopping tactics and annoying music is over. In the meantime, a toast to Irish eggnog and endless mugs of Chai Toddy. ~~Happy fucking holidays~~. Cheers.

[FILTERED TO KILLIAN JONES]

Rumpelstiltskin thinks you're going to attack Belle to get to him. You're not. Don't make me wrong about this, Killian.

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	Jefferson \| Killian missinggrace 2012-12-22 02:45 am UTC (link)
	You're mad I didn't offer you a toddy? Really? I'm sort of on your side? I'd rather you didn't get your heart ripped out or end up in prison for life. That's nearly the same thing. Look, just forget about Swan and don't do anything stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian onehandedpirate 2012-12-22 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Of course I am. You're a fountain of advice this evening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian missinggrace 2012-12-22 03:22 am UTC (link)
	It's pretty good advice, if I do say so myself. But if you're still feeling put out, I suppose you can have a toddy. It's like drinking warm sugar with a kick, though. Fair warning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian onehandedpirate 2012-12-22 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Nevermind. If you're planning on entertaining Swan, I'll pass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian missinggrace 2012-12-22 03:54 am UTC (link)
	I hadn't actually decided what I was doing, thanks. But I'm surprised you'd so quickly pass up the potential opportunity to liquor her up and win her over to your side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian onehandedpirate 2012-12-22 04:17 am UTC (link)
	When you put it that way.... Hmmm. No. Not interested in that in the least bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian missinggrace 2012-12-22 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Suit yourself. Wuss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian onehandedpirate 2012-12-22 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Merely not interested in her deciding that I'm a worthy cause to convert. You two have fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian missinggrace 2012-12-22 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I'll settle for being distracted. Have fun hiding from the good Sheriff's self-righteousness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian onehandedpirate 2012-12-22 05:08 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to enjoy finding myself some decidedly more naked company. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian missinggrace 2012-12-22 05:14 am UTC (link)
	I could have lived without that information. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian onehandedpirate 2012-12-22 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Have fun with your savior. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jefferson \| Killian onehandedpirate 2012-12-22 05:19 am UTC (link)
	But if you ever need a wingman, you know where to find me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian missinggrace 2012-12-22 05:29 am UTC (link)
	That has disaster written all over it. No thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian onehandedpirate 2012-12-22 05:34 am UTC (link)
	You're the man that spends majority of his time drinking alone, talking to the man who has had almost constant companionship every evening. Your loss, friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian missinggrace 2012-12-22 05:38 am UTC (link)
	That's kind of my point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian onehandedpirate 2012-12-22 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Are you that terrible with women? I'm sure I could find one to put up with your pleasant personality for an hour or less. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian missinggrace 2012-12-22 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Well, with an offer like that. I'll pass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jefferson \| Killian onehandedpirate 2012-12-22 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Suit yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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