Sherlock Holmes. (theconsultant) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-06-02 12:47:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network post, di lestrade (bbc), irene adler (bbc), james madrox / multiple man (616), sherlock holmes (bbc) |
I write today to say: goodbye.
Goodbye to your missing cats and stolen stereos; goodbye to tracking your husbands to hotels, to sniffing out the phone numbers of your favourite baristas. Goodbye to common burglaries, to long-lost siblings, to rain boots and umbrellas and welcome mats spirited away from shared hallways. Goodbye to the suspicious noises you keep hearing from upstairs. Goodbye to allegations of insufficiently organic greens at your farmer's market. Goodbye, especially, to the gentleman in Perry Street who insists that he is a ghost.
I have finished with you. I am done. I've used you and I make no bones about it, and now - now, I'm washing my hands, taking all this excruciatingly-won cash out of its hiding place of five long, long months, and I am going shopping. There's a Peresson I've been positively lusting over, and now it will be mine.
[SHERLOCKED]
Unless, of course, you have some strong objection.