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Hondo Ohnaka (ismellprofit) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2019-12-12 12:37:00

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!network post, chelli aphra, hondo ohnaka, lois lane (smallville), peter maximoff / quicksilver (movies), ronan lynch

Network Post: Hondo Ohnaka
I don't know how I came to be in a vid I have no memory of filming, but it was enjoyable to watch this "Holiday Therapy", if very fictional! Why, my sweet mother would never host so much family for something completely unprofitable and I would never take over such a venture just to "honor her memory"— that would dishonor her! Not to mention I still have very little idea what this "Christmas" is.

To the handsome young human man who was my paramour— while I do not remember our brief time together, I hope you achieve your dreams of whatever a physical therapist is. You can buy me drinks sometime to thank me.

And to everyone, YOU'RE WELCOME!

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	chainsawheart 2019-12-13 04:27 am UTC (link)
	You think I'd look better with those face spike/tentacle things? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:36 am UTC (link)
	If you're referring to my very distinguished and handsome frill on my jaw, you may call them barbs. And absolutely! Not to mention your skin is overly soft. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawheart 2019-12-13 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Barbs, of course Well yours is overly tough and wrinkly (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Not that there's anything wrong with face spikes or tentacles, but I do not have those. Mine is resilient! And I'll have you know the arrangement is very attractive! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawheart 2019-12-13 04:46 am UTC (link)
	The barbs are alright. The rest is eh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Alas, perhaps we are not the match that vid presented us as. Along with all the other glaring differences. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawheart 2019-12-13 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that was never gonna happen Though not because of the alien thing. That's not a dealbreaker (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:56 am UTC (link)
	It's good to hear my fake romantic partner is no speciesist like so many humans in my galaxy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawheart 2019-12-13 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Nah. I'm just already taken (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Not always a dealbreaker, but many times it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawheart 2019-12-13 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Always is for me (Reply to this) (Parent)

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