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Hondo Ohnaka (ismellprofit) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2019-12-12 12:37:00

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!network post, chelli aphra, hondo ohnaka, lois lane (smallville), peter maximoff / quicksilver (movies), ronan lynch

Network Post: Hondo Ohnaka
I don't know how I came to be in a vid I have no memory of filming, but it was enjoyable to watch this "Holiday Therapy", if very fictional! Why, my sweet mother would never host so much family for something completely unprofitable and I would never take over such a venture just to "honor her memory"— that would dishonor her! Not to mention I still have very little idea what this "Christmas" is.

To the handsome young human man who was my paramour— while I do not remember our brief time together, I hope you achieve your dreams of whatever a physical therapist is. You can buy me drinks sometime to thank me.

And to everyone, YOU'RE WELCOME!

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	snipps 2019-12-13 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Snow on your helmet is a nice bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps I should add some sort of snow substitute for the holiday? Maybe it will get me more of the drunken pervert's gifts! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snipps 2019-12-13 04:12 am UTC (link)
	[...] The drunken pervert? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:17 am UTC (link)
	With the beard and the red coat and hat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snipps 2019-12-13 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Santa Claus? You should hear about Krampus. I feel like he's more up your hyperlane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:23 am UTC (link)
	That is he, yes. Tell me of this Krampus! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snipps 2019-12-13 04:28 am UTC (link)
	The myth surrounding him doesn't include alcoholism, but he is supposed to know when "you've been been bad or good." Krampus is a hairy, long horned bipedal being who would punish bad children during the Christmas season. He'd stuff a bad child into his sack and take him away to eat him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
	But the image Rocket showed me is clearly a human who gets regularly intoxicated. Perhaps after seeing too many things in his spying? That is better! I do appreciate a good horn! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snipps 2019-12-13 04:36 am UTC (link)
	That was from a film called "Bad Santa." ~~Reverse google is~~ About a conman who dresses like a mall Santa to rob people. There's a Krampus run in several places in Europe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Really? Pretending to be him for profit is much more interesting! They run away from Krampus? That seems wise, especially for the children. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snipps 2019-12-13 04:58 am UTC (link)
	The movie was universally panned. Oh no, people dress in Krampus costumes and doing a sort of parade. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Universally? I thought things were planet-bound? Do they not fear Krampus? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snipps 2019-12-15 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Their definition meaning "by everyone." He's not real. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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