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Tweak says, "Aye Carumba!"

Hondo Ohnaka (ismellprofit) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2019-12-12 12:37:00

Entry tags:

!network post, chelli aphra, hondo ohnaka, lois lane (smallville), peter maximoff / quicksilver (movies), ronan lynch

Network Post: Hondo Ohnaka
I don't know how I came to be in a vid I have no memory of filming, but it was enjoyable to watch this "Holiday Therapy", if very fictional! Why, my sweet mother would never host so much family for something completely unprofitable and I would never take over such a venture just to "honor her memory"— that would dishonor her! Not to mention I still have very little idea what this "Christmas" is.

To the handsome young human man who was my paramour— while I do not remember our brief time together, I hope you achieve your dreams of whatever a physical therapist is. You can buy me drinks sometime to thank me.

And to everyone, YOU'RE WELCOME!

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	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Make me a copy, if you would. I am still adjusting to this technology. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2019-12-13 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Let's make a deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I appreciate your business sense! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2019-12-13 04:15 am UTC (link)
	So what's it worth to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Surely a souvenir from the star, HONDO OHNAKA, is fitting payment for a copy of his starring role? Perhaps an autograph? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2019-12-13 04:24 am UTC (link)
	You don't happen to have a fusion power cell injector, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:30 am UTC (link)
	I [...] cannot say that I do. That is perhaps a bit beyond our reach here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2019-12-13 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I didn't know what you showed up with. Maybe you've got a stash of things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Sadly, nothing quite so specific as that. How about something of this world? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2019-12-13 05:01 am UTC (link)
	You could give me that worthless diamond necklace that guy was talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ismellprofit 2019-12-13 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Now you make me think it isn't so worthless to the right person who can find a use for it. What would it be useful for, I wonder? A tool? Some sort of weapons system? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2019-12-15 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Credits. They don't use it for anything. They make jewelry out of it, like it's some precious stone, but that's because one company controls all the diamonds on this planet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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