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Hondo Ohnaka ([info]ismellprofit) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2019-12-12 12:37:00

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Entry tags:!network post, chelli aphra, hondo ohnaka, lois lane (smallville), peter maximoff / quicksilver (movies), ronan lynch

Network Post: Hondo Ohnaka
I don't know how I came to be in a vid I have no memory of filming, but it was enjoyable to watch this "Holiday Therapy", if very fictional! Why, my sweet mother would never host so much family for something completely unprofitable and I would never take over such a venture just to "honor her memory"— that would dishonor her! Not to mention I still have very little idea what this "Christmas" is.

To the handsome young human man who was my paramour— while I do not remember our brief time together, I hope you achieve your dreams of whatever a physical therapist is. You can buy me drinks sometime to thank me.

And to everyone, YOU'RE WELCOME!


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[info]ismellprofit
2019-12-13 02:52 am UTC (link)
Ah ah ah, you really shouldn't say that. Anything encompasses... well, ANYTHING.

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[info]alwaystoolate
2019-12-13 02:58 am UTC (link)
Okay, anything that could be acquired from someone else in this entire world?

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[info]ismellprofit
2019-12-13 03:54 am UTC (link)
My friend, do not take this the wrong way, but I grow sentimental in my advancing years so I must offer you Hondo's wisdom. You are most unwise to make such an offer. "Anything?" I could hold you for ransom. I could ask you to get me someone worth more than you to hold for ransom— along with you. I could ask you for many crates of materials you may not wish to deal in.

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[info]alwaystoolate
2019-12-13 03:57 am UTC (link)
Yeah but would YOU do any of those things for real?

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[info]snipps
2019-12-13 04:10 am UTC (link)
Yes. Absolutely he would.

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[info]ismellprofit
2019-12-13 04:12 am UTC (link)
You would have brought me so much spice. But alas. At least we have our stories.

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[info]snipps
2019-12-13 04:17 am UTC (link)
Jedi Togruta are rare, but you would have gotten much more for me after the fall of the Republic.

Then again, they may have just killed you along with me.

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[info]ismellprofit
2019-12-13 04:21 am UTC (link)
Ahsoka, those were different times in the Republic, thousands of you and seeming endless. I would never turn in a Jedi survivor after the fall. Never.

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[info]snipps
2019-12-13 04:23 am UTC (link)
I know you wouldn't. You never turned over Ezra or Kanan, no matter how much trouble you gave them.

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[info]ismellprofit
2019-12-13 04:25 am UTC (link)
It would not be worth whatever the price they'd give for such a betrayal.

Look at us, getting all sentimental.

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[info]snipps
2019-12-13 04:29 am UTC (link)
There's nothing wrong with a little sentiment from time to time, and tis the season, as they say.

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[info]ismellprofit
2019-12-13 04:38 am UTC (link)
Hmm. This calls for a drink and a toast, yes?

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[info]snipps
2019-12-13 04:56 am UTC (link)
You know what? I think it does.

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[info]ismellprofit
2019-12-13 05:00 am UTC (link)
You are of course buying?

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[info]snipps
2019-12-13 05:01 am UTC (link)
How did I know I'd end up buying?

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[info]alwaystoolate
2019-12-13 04:26 am UTC (link)
Fine, okay okay. I'll offer a diamond necklace.

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[info]snipps
2019-12-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
He's tried to sell me, Anakin, Dooku, Obi-Wan and countless others.

Diamonds are not particularly rare. They're just carbon arranged into crystal form. There were only a few times in our world that had any worth.

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[info]ismellprofit
2019-12-13 04:37 am UTC (link)
Diamond?! You go from anything to nearly worthless?

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[info]alwaystoolate
2019-12-13 04:39 am UTC (link)
Cash then?

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[info]ismellprofit
2019-12-13 04:52 am UTC (link)
Is the value of the local currency generally stable or in flux? I wouldn't want to accept worthless currency.

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