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Tweak says, "Fezzes are cool!"

dr. ravi chakrabarti (drchakrabarti) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-09-16 08:28:00

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agent k, amadeus cho / hulk (616), anakin skywalker, anya corazon / spider-girl (616), betsy braddock / psylocke (616), charles xavier / professor x (616), cleo sertori, erik lehnsherr / magneto (movies), fen, flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), kenzi malikov, kitty pryde (616), leslie thompkins, lily luna potter, liv moore, luna lovegood, marina andrieski, nebula (mcu), nico di angelo, peggy carter (mcu), pidge gunderson, ravi chakrabarti, sam wilson / captain america (616), sam wilson / falke (au), shuri (mcu), victor frankenstein (cl), waverly earp, wynonna earp, zelda

Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

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	elgran 2018-09-16 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	I cannot speak. I have tried, but it doesn't work. It's not very distressing, though. If you would still like to look me over for medical reasons, you can. I am still getting used to muggle doctors. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Is it because you're spewing pearls or you just find that you cannot speak? Sore throat present? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elgran 2018-09-16 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	No sore throat, no pearls. Simply no speech. Luckily I don't need to speak to do magic. My teachers will probably not notice or I can get someone to ask my questions for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	There are several reasons for why you may suddenly be mute. May I examine you once the immediate cases are resolved? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elgran 2018-09-16 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I do not have much to do today, so that should be fine. Whenever you are ready. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	I may be a few hours, but I will message you when I'm on my way. Address, please? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elgran 2018-09-16 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Oh. [address]. I will tell Albus to expect you also. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thevenomchoseme 2018-09-16 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Aw man, you too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elgran 2018-09-16 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. It could be worse, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thevenomchoseme 2018-09-16 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Reading all these other posts, man yeah. Even if I think Zord's starting to realize I can't tell him when he's doing something bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elgran 2018-09-16 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	Do you have someone else to do it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thevenomchoseme 2018-09-16 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Still just me over here. I mean and the kitten, but I'm not sure how well meows work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elgran 2018-09-16 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. Likely not. Well, you can come over if you wish to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thevenomchoseme 2018-09-16 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, if the doc's coming over to see you and I'm there too, that's less work for him, right? And like those science types like comparing shit so two people are better than one, yeah? Is everyone else ok over there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elgran 2018-09-16 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose that's true. Everyone appears fine. No one seems different from normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thevenomchoseme 2018-09-16 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	That's good. Ok, I'm gonna pack some stuff up and come over. Maybe we can make, I don't know, flash cards or something. For like easy answers to questions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elgran 2018-09-17 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds like a good idea. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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