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dr. ravi chakrabarti (drchakrabarti) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-09-16 08:28:00

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Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

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	doctorf 2018-09-16 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	It does make sense. Keep the body from decaying more, but if this is fairies, I doubt it'll change much. I have more experience with witches than fairies, but it seems the same idea. I may need someone to collect me, given walking down the street like this is probably inadvisable and I can't get a cab like this either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

drchakrabarti
2018-09-16 04:08 pm UTC (link)

Running on the assumption it is magical, there's still nothing saying that it will hurt to try it. Unless it actually does hurt you, which, you know, let me know immediately.

I'm coming to you now, just send me your address. If we cannot find a large freezer, I do have a morgue where I can temporarily house you, if you can stand it. I believe there are teleporters we can use to get you there.

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	doctorf 2018-09-16 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	Magic, as I know it, is always cruel. Likely well deserved, but cruel all the same. Seems like magic to me. I will be sure to let you know. I used to work at the morgue in Chicago. I think I may be able to handle staying in one for a while. ~~Though, you'd have thought they'd be suspect of even that~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	I promise it will be a temporary solution, I'm working on acquiring access to a walk in freezer right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorf 2018-09-16 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	And my address is [apartment address]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Doctor. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	whatisgrrmdoing 2018-09-16 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	That's not what I thought you meant when you said move into your place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	The morgue's at the Bureau, Clive. You want to come around with me while I take care of people? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whatisgrrmdoing 2018-09-16 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, not much else to do I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, change of plans zombie Clive, I'm going to need you to sit your butt down in the morgue until I can find a way to get a freezer for you to be in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whatisgrrmdoing 2018-09-16 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not a zombie. Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever it is, Clive. But I need you to not fall apart if you advance as quickly as Dr. Frankenstein did. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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