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dr. ravi chakrabarti (drchakrabarti) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-09-16 08:28:00

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Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

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	walkman 2018-09-16 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	You know...can't even say I'm that mad. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	You make a very fine looking bird? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	walkman 2018-09-16 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	There was no other possibility, man. Is that year check up really necessary? Or just something doctor's say to get people to show up? 'Cuz, like, they did their whole mandatory thing upon showing up but I haven't really been to a doctor in, eh, twenty five-ish years? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

drchakrabarti
2018-09-16 03:06 pm UTC (link)

...oh dear. So, absolutely yes this is a very important thing to do. A yearly check up helps us keep track of your medical history and notice if there are any alarming changes that we need to take a closer look at. They are very important in helping detect early signs of cancer, diabetes, and a boat load of other health issues.

You can put it aside for many years, sure, but not to be an alarmist, it may be too late for medical intervention or advise life style changes to prevent any problems from cropping up.

So I very much recommend, once you're not a very lovely cardinal, to come in for a look over, to make sure everything is as should be.

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	walkman 2018-09-16 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, my vitals have been monitored on occasion since, just haven't been to a doctor really. Even the non Earth variety. Figure if anything is wrong, I'd have noticed. But, sure, maybe. I'll consider it at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	The thing with random monitoring is that the data isn't compiled by just one person. Changes in vitals might be missed, even if relative to baseline normal ranges are noted. But please do consider coming in, Mr. Quill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zombiemode 2018-09-16 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Would you mind if I came over to check your vitals? Make sure nothing else has changed? (Reply to this) (Parent)