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dr. ravi chakrabarti (drchakrabarti) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-09-16 08:28:00

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Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

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	professorwheels 2018-09-16 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm afraid you may find quite a few of the peculiarities that come about from time to time here are not cured through any medical means. (Reply to this) (Thread)

drchakrabarti
2018-09-16 02:14 pm UTC (link)

Oh I completely understand that, Profession Xavier ~~sdjgfkhdgdsoghdfkg~~, I just find having a more complete medical record here would reduce inefficiency if injuries or illnesses are had and, sometimes, what you would think would make no medical sense, does when studied enough. Case point: zombies. Supposedly supernatural in some lore, but can be very much in fact, a huge medical issue.

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	professorwheels 2018-09-16 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	I take it that such circumstances are less of a magical comeuppance because of annoying fairies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	It was more of a result of greedy CEOs, in my world. But I'm guessing sassy horseman and the six inch husband are a result of annoying fairies, though I won't rule out anything else quite yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwheels 2018-09-16 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	It is rather unfortunate how much damage CEOs can manage without meaning to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, don't give him any credit, Professor. He knew what was going on eventually and took full advantage and made the situation worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwheels 2018-09-16 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, one of those. Regrettably there are far too many willing to take advantage of one another in any world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	Unfortunately. Do you happen to know any veterinarians? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwheels 2018-09-16 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	Unfortunately, no, I do not. But I'm certain this will pass with enough time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	That seems to be the standard, yes? When something strange happens, give it a few days or weeks and it changes back or to a new situation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwheels 2018-09-16 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Two weeks seems to be standard. Unless we're whisked off to another cruise. Those last months. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Brilliant. Thank you for the information, Professor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwheels 2018-09-16 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'll swing by for that checkup later in the day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	I appreciate it, Professor. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	zombiemode 2018-09-16 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	....I may have done some veterinarian work in the place I was in before. And I somehow don't seem to be cursed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drchakrabarti 2018-09-16 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Want to start hitting up all of the people on this post that are animals right now? See if they need anything? I do want them checked out, in case there's something even more abnormal going on with them and they don't realize. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zombiemode 2018-09-16 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'll make house calls. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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