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napoleon solo has never seen a cow in his life ([info]outlawthief) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-07-30 21:06:00

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Entry tags:alucard emery, aracely peñalba / hummingbird (616), cho chang, eliot waugh (helladjacent), gaby teller, illya kuryakin, jason todd / red hood (au), margo hanson, molly hayes (616), napoleon solo, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), nebula (mcu), quentin coldwater, rhy maresh, rocket raccoon (mcu), zelda

I'm lodging a complaint - no one's thrown a party in awhile. Someone fix this.

[ ETA: FILTERED TO TMFU ]
I'm heading out of town this weekend with Quentin and possibly Margo. I've made some ready to eat meals and they're in the freezer. Just pop them into the oven, the times for how long are on each container.


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[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 03:32 am UTC (link)
Two Eliots???

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[info]ovaryup
2018-07-31 03:33 am UTC (link)
You can guess where my mind went to immediately.

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[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 03:40 am UTC (link)
I mean, yes, that would be nice too, but I meant when did that happen?

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[info]ovaryup
2018-07-31 03:42 am UTC (link)
Two days ago.

NAPOLEON:
We thought he might be our Monster at first, but no, just a second Eliot.

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MARGO/NAPOLEON.
[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 03:50 am UTC (link)
I will take a second Eliot over the Monster every time.

How are all of you doing?

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MARGO/NAPOLEON.
[info]ovaryup
2018-07-31 12:35 pm UTC (link)
You know, I was thinking the same thing.

Most of us are fine. First time we've had the doubles thing going. Eliot, of course, is distraught but won't say anything about it.

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Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON.
[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 02:58 pm UTC (link)
If there's anything that I can do to help any of you, please let me know.

No bank robberies though. Apparently, certain other friends get very annoyed if I indulge on the other side of the law.

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MARGO/NAPOLEON.
[info]ovaryup
2018-07-31 03:04 pm UTC (link)
I'm usually good with this stuff, but does animal preservation count as serious when it comes to dating?

That's why you don't tell them.

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Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON.
[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 03:12 pm UTC (link)
You've lost me.

That's akin to lying in their eyes. Doesn't work.

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MARGO/NAPOLEON.
[info]ovaryup
2018-07-31 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Say you're banging someone. They invite you, along with their family, to go to Zimbabwe to help with animal conservation. Fast forward a few weeks with working together and a moonlit walks. Serious or not?

Aren't they spies? Breaking the law is standard procedure.

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Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON.
[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 05:28 pm UTC (link)
Are you sleeping with anyone else at the moment? Is he? Is his family aware that you're something more than friends?

They were, but we're retired. We try to be as open and honest with each other as possible these days.

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MARGO/NAPOLEON.
[info]ovaryup
2018-07-31 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I could be, but you're boring these days. As for him, I don't ask. It doesn't bother me if he is, unless it's someone completely and utterly boring. And no, his family does not. I think the only person who knows we've slept together is his bodyguard.

So are they upset you did it? Or that you didn't invite them?

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Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON.
[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 06:01 pm UTC (link)
Listen, I haven't had sex in two months. Two months. It's been a trying time and I miss sleeping with you, but I'm working some things out. And I suggest talking to T'Challa and figuring out what's going on because I can't tell if you're in a relationship or if you're friends with lovely benefits.

They're upset I did it. It isn't their area of interest or expertise, so it's certainly wasn't because I didn't invite them. They don't want me going back to jail.

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MARGO/NAPOLEON.
[info]ovaryup
2018-07-31 06:18 pm UTC (link)
Two months turns me into Quentin when he's depressed and nerdy. Don't be depressed and nerdy. I can't tell either, and that really burns my butt.

Ugh. Morals. The universe and everyone in it likes to fuck everyone in it. Sometimes you gotta fuck it over.

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Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]outlawthief, 2018-07-31 06:24 pm UTC
MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]ovaryup, 2018-07-31 06:29 pm UTC
Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]outlawthief, 2018-07-31 06:36 pm UTC
MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]ovaryup, 2018-07-31 06:43 pm UTC
Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]outlawthief, 2018-07-31 06:49 pm UTC
MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]ovaryup, 2018-07-31 06:59 pm UTC
Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]outlawthief, 2018-07-31 07:03 pm UTC
MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]ovaryup, 2018-07-31 07:07 pm UTC
Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]outlawthief, 2018-07-31 07:13 pm UTC
MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]ovaryup, 2018-07-31 07:15 pm UTC
Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]outlawthief, 2018-07-31 07:18 pm UTC
MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]ovaryup, 2018-08-01 02:43 am UTC
Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]outlawthief, 2018-08-01 04:54 am UTC
Re: MARGO/NAPOLEON. - [info]outlawthief, 2018-08-02 11:10 am UTC

[info]the_spectacular
2018-07-31 04:37 am UTC (link)
Margo? Who's your friend?

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[info]ovaryup
2018-07-31 12:34 pm UTC (link)
Napoleon Solo. Isn't he delish? Smart and incredibly hot.

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[info]the_spectacular
2018-07-31 02:20 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to have to require an in person inspection of all your beautiful new friends. You can have them bring head-shots and resumes to my room so I can properly conduct interviews.

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[info]ovaryup
2018-07-31 02:59 pm UTC (link)
You can meet them at my discretion. Possibly in bathing suits.

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[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 03:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh is that how it works?

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[info]the_spectacular
2018-07-31 04:47 pm UTC (link)
Bathing suits can be optional.

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[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 06:14 pm UTC (link)
As flattering as that is, Eliot, I'll have to pass for now.

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[info]the_spectacular
2018-07-31 07:33 pm UTC (link)
You need to practice for the interview portion of the pageant, I understand. I'm sure you'll do wonderful when you're ready.

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[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 08:37 pm UTC (link)
I assure you, if I was coming in for the interview portion, I would not require any preparation nor would I be using words to win you over.

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[info]the_spectacular
2018-07-31 09:17 pm UTC (link)



[Margo]
Margo, I want one.

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[info]outlawthief
2018-07-31 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Welcome to Tumbleweed, Eliot.

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