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Tweak says, "give me some vampire"

Clint Barton (hawksarrow) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-07-24 19:25:00

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clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu)

[Filtered to Natasha (MCU)]

Hey Nat? I need some help.

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	same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Let's say, hypothetically, that I need a new codename. And let's also say, hypothetically, that I'm out of ideas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Hawkeye taken? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 02:37 am UTC (link)
	There's three of us, Nat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 02:46 am UTC (link)
	You want something along the arrow theme? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Wow me. We both know you're the smart one, and if I let my kids name me, I'll probably end up being called Merida. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I'd have gone with Brave, if we're doing the Disney princess thing. So let's see... Cupid. Robin Hood. Legolas. Apollo. Domitian. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 02:57 am UTC (link)
	There's a Robin on the team, and I'm not giving Tony the satisfaction of Legolas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Should probably ditch Cupid too. That'll get you nothing but fat baby jokes. Apollo is the god of archery — among other things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Says my best friend who called my baby pudgy. Should I be suspicious here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 03:07 am UTC (link)
	He's a baby. They're supposed to be pudgy. He's still a Greek god, so there's some shady shit there, but god of music, poetry, art, oracles, archery, plague, medicine, sun, light, and knowledge. That's pretty great until you hit the plague part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Are you calling me out of shape, Nat? There's always shady shit when there are gods involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Calling your baby out of shape. When's the workout regime starting for him? I bet the demigods could tell you some of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 03:24 am UTC (link)
	When he figures out his feet aren't chew toys? Nope. No thank you. I have heard enough weird stories about gods. But Apollo's not bad as names go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 03:26 am UTC (link)
	I've seen grown adults still use their feet as chew toys. I like it. Not quite the same as Hawkeye, but it works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 03:29 am UTC (link)
	That was one time! And I was drunk and sleep-deprived and you know it! Kate beat me to Hawkeye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Like father, like son. This for Rhodey's group? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 03:37 am UTC (link)
	If I catch that kid drinking and not sleeping, I'm sending him to live with you. Yeah. Working backup for him if I'm available. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I keep a strict house. He'll be toilet trained at 6 months. What did the other Barton pick for his name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I have done something really wrong if he's an alcoholic at 6 months old. Ronin, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Ronin. That's a samurai without a master. Interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Last time I asked him about it, I think he called it a phase. What's going on in that head of yours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	same filter. blackwidowed 2018-07-27 03:49 am UTC (link)
	An archer going by the name Ronin is just strange. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: same filter. hawksarrow 2018-07-27 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Pretty sure there were swords involved. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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