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Tweak says, "Dwight got a hooker!"

ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ (thiefjuice) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-07-23 15:24:00

Entry tags:

eliot spencer, ezekiel jones, jake stone, jo harvelle, laura kinney / wolverine (616), marian carlyle / rogue (1610), maya lopez / echo (616), parker, sam wilson / falke (au), tulip o'hare (tv)

Okay, I still don't like this, and I still don't approve of leaving home. But I have been told that this is the best method to work out what is what.

I'm Parker. I don't like this. But I'm here.

Who knows how to run a business? I need tips.

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	thiefjuice 2018-07-23 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	We're totally in a game. It's a level. You start off building your world, then something comes and smashes it, you save the princess or the coin or the mouse, and then you move up a level. I want a keyblade, they're cool. I don't have an Amy, or the other staff. I need to find them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_thatswhatido 2018-07-23 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Parker, we're not in a game. ~~Especially not that one where all your people die because you forgot to put a ladder in the pool.~~ What the hell is a keyblade? How about you get settled in and then we'll move on to that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-23 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	So there isn't a race with tiny plumbers and an ape? It's a big key that you use as a sword and you defeat the darkness. I had to reset all my rigging. And the doofer for the screen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_thatswhatido 2018-07-23 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Why is it I know what you're talking about? ...that's not very practical. The little pieces on the key blade, you're just gonna have other weapons get stuck. Doofer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-24 09:02 am UTC (link)
	Because secretly you listen when Hardison and I play? That's the bits you bash him with, or disarm. It's very technical okay. Doofer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_thatswhatido 2018-07-24 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	It's hard not to hear you two when you get into playing. I know technical, Parker, and that thing doesn't seem very convenient for technical. What is a Doofer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-24 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	That's because Hardison hates losing. No one second guesses Sora okay. The Doofer. The thing with the stuff that does the thing? The clicky thing. The doofer! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_thatswhatido 2018-07-24 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Both of you do. I'm just gonna...stop. I don't know who these people are. The clicker? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-24 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	I don't lose. Sora! From the Magic Island in the Sea. Fighting the Darkness. It's Kingdom Hearts, Eliot. You should play more video games with me. We make bets. It's a doofer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_thatswhatido 2018-07-24 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone loses once in a while, Parker. I've tried 'em. I did that fishing game that once and Hardison made me play the one where you make the people and the homes and they all died. Clicker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-24 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	I don't lose when I'm playing against Hardison. They're boring. You need to play one of the fighting games. You get better than everyone else and you defeat the bad guy. You can't even cook virtual fish. Doofer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_thatswhatido 2018-07-24 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	Not what I heard. That's what I said! You don't even get to fight to reel the big ones in. All you get is points. You can't eat points. Clicker. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ashtawawidiwin 2018-07-23 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	If you need start up money for a business, I have an account set aside specifically for investing in that sort of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-24 09:04 am UTC (link)
	What does that mean? What is that? Is that a loan? ~~Are you a loan shark~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ashtawawidiwin
2018-07-24 09:13 am UTC (link)

An investment? Sort of, I guess. Someone who has money gives it to someone who has a business idea that they think will do well, and they get some of the profits later, since most people don't have enough money to get everything off the ground themselves. Especially if they've just come through a portal from another universe. It's a risk, if the business fails the investor doesn't get anything back, but it's not like it's really my money. Occasionally I rip off casinos and I figure I might as well do something useful with it.

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	thiefjuice 2018-07-24 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	Wait... we're allowed to rip off casinos? Because I can do that. I can do that blindfolded. Yeah. I'll do that blindfolded. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ashtawawidiwin 2018-07-24 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	I count cards. Not technically illegal. I'm not sure how anyone would react to actually robbing one, but assuming you get away with it, most people probably wouldn't care. We tend to draw the line somewhere around murder or public use of super powers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-26 08:19 am UTC (link)
	Well, I don't murder or have super powers. So I should be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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