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Tweak says, "your mother smelled of berries"

ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ (thiefjuice) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-07-23 15:24:00

Entry tags:

eliot spencer, ezekiel jones, jake stone, jo harvelle, laura kinney / wolverine (616), marian carlyle / rogue (1610), maya lopez / echo (616), parker, sam wilson / falke (au), tulip o'hare (tv)

Okay, I still don't like this, and I still don't approve of leaving home. But I have been told that this is the best method to work out what is what.

I'm Parker. I don't like this. But I'm here.

Who knows how to run a business? I need tips.

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	ezekieljones 2018-07-23 05:44 pm UTC (link)
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	thiefjuice 2018-07-23 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	You're weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ezekieljones 2018-07-23 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	And you're Parker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-23 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	I said that already. Who're you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ezekieljones 2018-07-23 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	No, I mean, you're an amazing thief! ~~I used to watch Lever-~~ I'm Ezekiel Jones - Thief, Librarian, Occasional Jaeger tech. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-23 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I know. That's me. I don't know what that last one is. But okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ezekieljones 2018-07-23 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	All I'm really trying to say is big fan and if you need anything, say the word. Good luck with restarting the business, looks like you have some help already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-24 09:10 am UTC (link)
	~~How are you a fan why is there a~~ Okay. Well. Thanks. What are you a thief of? Is that something people can say in public here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ezekieljones 2018-07-24 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Did you stick around for the explanation the Bureau gave? Cause if you didnt, I think you should get Eliot to explain some things first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-24 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, I had to listen to that? I totally glazed over. You magical library people don't have like a cliffnotes? I like them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ezekieljones 2018-07-24 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, they don't pay us to make cliffnotes, but you really want to talk to your friend cause it's heavy stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-24 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	That might be why I checked out of the previous explanation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ezekieljones 2018-07-24 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	Probably, I didn't pay attention the first time either and just hacked the network to see what was going on. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notmaidmarian 2018-07-23 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	How amazing of a thief are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thiefjuice 2018-07-24 09:10 am UTC (link)
	I'm the best. The best there is. That's me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private notmaidmarian 2018-07-24 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	Got any tips? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private thiefjuice 2018-07-24 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	Practice? Know your hardware, make your hardware. Trust your gut. Learn the vaults, the safes, the security. You gotta be 10 steps ahead of the people you're stealing from. Learn how to disappear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private notmaidmarian 2018-07-24 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	I've never made any hardware before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private thiefjuice 2018-07-24 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	I make all of mine. My harnesses, my pullies, my cutters, my lasers. It's important to know what you're working with, and be untraceable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private notmaidmarian 2018-07-24 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	That's a lot more than what I've used. Haven't used a lot of tech. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private thiefjuice 2018-07-24 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	What are you stealing? Do you have someone to fence it? Are you talking art? Jewels? Money? Cars? Souls? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private notmaidmarian 2018-07-24 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	Mainly just wallets, sometimes jewelry or money. I don't do cars around here, since it's where I live, but my boyfriend and I have boosted a couple when we've been out of town. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private thiefjuice 2018-07-26 08:23 am UTC (link)
	So, pick-pocketing? No B&E? It's easier to hone those skills, you just need space, mannequins and bells. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private notmaidmarian 2018-07-26 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	Mostly, yeah. I did a little back home, but not here. Bells? [...] So, do you teach? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private thiefjuice 2018-07-26 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	You put little bells in pockets, on cuffs, on strings, and if they ring, you're busted. It's how my mentor taught me to start with. Now I pickpockets like people put on socks. I could. I guess. If you're not ripping off needy people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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