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Jessica Drew is usually wrong (pheremony) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-27 19:05:00

Entry tags:

america chavez / miss america (616), carol danvers / captain marvel (616), edwin jarvis (mcu), gwen stacy / spider-woman (65), jessica drew / spider-woman (616), sue storm / invisible woman (616), wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (616), yondu udonta (mcu)

Oh, kiss my entire ass, Tumbleweed.

[Carol]
Come and get me so I don't wander into traffic/a bar.

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	[ carol \| jess ] callmemarvel 2018-05-28 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Not my fault you fill out those apple bottom jeans. By not vanishing one random morning when I'm looking for you? I'm not holding out hope given your track record. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ carol \| jess ] pheremony 2018-05-28 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	As if that's a bad thing. ...I'm sorry. If I'm tired of this, I know you must be, too. Probably more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ carol \| jess ] callmemarvel 2018-05-28 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Who said it was, buttface. It's not your fault. I'm being a shit. But of course I'll come by and grab you. We can get burgers on the way home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ carol \| jess ] pheremony 2018-05-28 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	I knew you liked my butt. Not yours, either. I don't know what I'm doing to keep leaving, but I'll try to fix it, okay? I'll try to stick around this time. Sure. It's like tradition, by now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ carol \| jess ] callmemarvel 2018-05-28 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Well it's in my face enough. Every universe seems to hate stability. Fucked up is what it is. How many higher powers have you pissed off? That and I'm eating my feelings, because I can't drown my sorrows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ carol \| jess ] pheremony 2018-05-28 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you're in my way a lot. Yeah. Sucks. Three? Maybe four, if you count that time I stole Thor's hair tie, but he's usually pretty forgiving. Aww. I don't think I've ever understood you better. Really, though - No close calls? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ carol \| jess ] callmemarvel 2018-05-28 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Rude. I'm not sure we can call Thor a 'higher being' given Asgard crashed into our planet. That's shitty driving for one thing. Not even that time there were dinosaurs? Eh, one. Rhodey is here, not ours, it's a thing. But I go to meetings now, and I have a sponsor, a sort of proper one. That helps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ carol \| jess ] pheremony 2018-05-28 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just telling the truth. Unless you're just pretending to be in my way while you sneak glances at my ass. I mean, I think he technically still is. Just a pushy, irresponsible one. But then again, aren't they all? Not even then. Priorities go food then punching dinosaurs, Carol. Keep up. No worries; I'll talk to him. And, good. Who's your sponsor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[ carol | jess ]

callmemarvel
2018-05-28 11:21 pm UTC (link)

There's no need to sneak in that outfit. You wear a big red beacon, Jessica.

He's on a level playing field now. Don't think it counts. Yes, they are. Making all these beings, leaving them to have at it. Very irresponsible, terribly parenting.

How do you fit into that leotard again? Yeah, you gonna talk to your ex too? Or just mine? Guy named Sherlock? Met on the cruise, he's smart, like scary smart. Really understanding.

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[ carol | jess ]

pheremony
2018-05-29 04:16 am UTC (link)

I know we've talked about the impending transition to my new outfit. I know we have. It's made and everything, Carol! No need to judge me for my past mistakes! Especially since you have no room to talk.

I feel like we could do a better job, and we're fucking disasters. That should say something.

I'll answer these in order: Very well, hell no you know better than that, yes just yours, and like the novels?

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callmemarvel
2018-05-29 09:09 am UTC (link)

So you'll be a black and red beacon. Still gonna be all butt-in-the-face. I have no regrets about my costumes. Even that crop top one.

It should, and speak for yourself. I've been doing much better since my memory short-circuit. Running away to space is very responsibly handling of the situation.

Okay, a lot to unpack. I get it. So, you're gonna need to talk to him eventually, You don't need to talk to Rhodey, I'm dealing. And yes, like the novels.

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[ carol | jess ]

pheremony
2018-05-31 03:33 am UTC (link)

Oh, god. The crop top. That's it; you can't get to mock anyone's fashion choices again. Not until you've seen a professional for your chronic bad taste.

So you get your memory back, but now you're delusional? Dammit, Carol. I can't take you anywhere.

Mhmm so: I do not and don't try to make me, I obviously do because dealing is way too close to not dealing, and I'm pretty sure that guy did cocaine. Like, a lot of it. Does this one do cocaine?

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	[ carol \| jess ] callmemarvel 2018-05-31 10:25 am UTC (link)
	Shut up, I was young and it was cool at the time. You're the delusional one of our friendship duo. Jesus Jess, sensitivity. If I introduce you two, remember that. But yes, he did and he's in recovery which is why he's my sponsor, jeez. Subtle as a brick you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ carol \| jess ] pheremony 2018-06-02 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Certain trends can never be excused, Carol: mullets, velour leisure suits, and crop tops. I will never shut up. Never. Listen, bitch: This is a folie à deux, and you know it. What? If I don't ask, I don't know! And I asked you, not him. I have tact, okay? I'm glad he doesn't suck. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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