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Tweak says, "But it's the pelvic thrust..."

ᴀɴʏᴀ ᴄᴏʀᴀᴢᴏɴ; sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ɢɪʀʟ (spidergirl) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-13 14:17:00

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!network post, amanda brotzman, anya corazon / spider-girl (616), ben reilly / spider-man (94), cho chang, johnny storm / human torch (616), loki laufeyson (616), peter parker / spider-man (120703)

Okay, so someone has to have my Spider powers, right? Does anyone have a strange gland that appeared on the inside of your wrist? If you press it some weird goop sort of oozes out of it. Unless you press really hard, then it's like a spider web?

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	thesensational 2018-05-13 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, you badmouth science again and I'm going to ask Loki how to jinx you with donkey ears. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	matchstick 2018-05-13 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, Pinocchio. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesensational 2018-05-14 12:56 am UTC (link)
	I mean, I could go for the full on wooden puppet to match the ears too if you really wanted. But that might take the matchstick thing a bit too literally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	matchstick 2018-05-14 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Joke's on you, bugbrain. I've got Sue's powers right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesensational 2018-05-14 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Ha, oh man, the universe finally answered everyone's plea to not have to look at that face of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	matchstick 2018-05-14 01:05 am UTC (link)
	It's the worst. She doesn't fly. She does this disc hovering thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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