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Tweak says, "You love him, don't you?"

Melissa Gold (deepjoy) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-03 08:41:00

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!network post, kady orloff-diaz, melissa gold / songbird (616), mycroft holmes (bbc), rick jones (616)

Apparently we're out of cocktail umbrellas and pineapple juice after the attack. No word on whether the rest of it got damaged or stolen. Realistically, probably damaged, but the mental image of pirates making off with cocktail umbrellas is a bit funny.

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	bestbitch 2018-04-02 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	I say go with the funny option. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deepjoy 2018-04-02 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely. Even pirates appreciate appropriate garnishing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	brother_mine 2018-04-02 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever shall we do? What is the status on the tiny, plastic cocktail swords? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deepjoy 2018-04-02 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I didn't ask about the swords. Maybe I'll check when I'm done with this drink. It would be terrible if we didn't have anything to spear cherries and olives with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brother_mine 2018-04-02 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	If the swords have also been taken, we may have to rough it by using gasp ordinary toothpicks! Which cocktail are you drinking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepjoy 2018-04-02 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	That's just not up to my standards for a luxury cruise. I'll have to lay a complaint in that case. I wanted a Havana Beach, but without pineapple juice that's just rum. So now I've got a strawberry daiquari. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brother_mine 2018-04-02 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps you ought to demand one of the crew personally feed you the fruit bits on demand? I suppose then pina coladas are also out. I'm partial to margaritas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepjoy 2018-04-03 03:31 am UTC (link)
	That sounds a little high maintenance, but I guess they're robots not actually people so they probably wouldn't mind. Yeah, no pina coladas either. There's actually pineapple juice in a lot more cocktails than I realised. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brother_mine 2018-04-03 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	I'm surprised the pirates hadn't carted off the rum. Isn't that what pirates are all about? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thewhisperer 2018-04-03 03:21 am UTC (link)
	No umbrellas?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deepjoy 2018-04-03 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I know, right? It's a travesty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewhisperer 2018-04-03 03:36 am UTC (link)
	However will we drink? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepjoy 2018-04-03 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Sadly, while trying not to get tears in our cocktails. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewhisperer 2018-04-03 03:43 am UTC (link)
	How's your robot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepjoy 2018-04-03 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Totally fine. Bobby probably shields everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewhisperer 2018-04-03 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Send it to me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepjoy 2018-04-03 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Okay. [beep boop :P] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewhisperer 2018-04-03 05:30 am UTC (link)
	You're an angel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepjoy 2018-04-03 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Wings and everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewhisperer 2018-04-03 06:12 am UTC (link)
	A pink goddess. (Reply to this) (Parent)