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Tweak says, "Hey, Wonder Wacker!"

margo the destroyer (ovaryup) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-03-06 12:42:00

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!network post, david 8, elsa bloodstone (616), emma swan, emmeline vance, julia wicker, kady orloff-diaz, kylo ren / ben solo, margo hanson, max guevara, penny adiyodi, petunia dursley (au), quentin coldwater, regina mills / evil queen (au)

What the fuck just happened? Why is this a thing that has to happen? Let's put our minds together for figuring out a way to not get any memory dumps. I'd like to hear some ideas. Magical. Scientific. Whatever we've got here.

[There be spoilers for The Magicians, season 3 up to episode 7 in here. And yes, Margo's lost an eye!]

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ovaryup
2018-03-07 02:50 am UTC (link)

Look, I know shit like that isn't easy to cope with, and I know I'm not the warmest person, but you're my friend, Q. I want you to be happy. If you need to talk to someone — who won't sugarcoat things — I'm your person. I know sometimes we need the sugarcoating.

What the hell are these batteries anyway?

I'm gonna be real honest here: sometimes I don't blame Martin for wanting payback. If you tell anyone that I out-nerded you, I will find some way of getting you back. Probably by telling one of the Harry Potter crowd that you've got a hard-on for him/her.

You named him Rupert? Rupert finally got to go to Fillory.

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king_quentin
2018-03-07 03:01 am UTC (link)

Yeah. Thanks, Margo. You were probably right about more things that I've admitted to.

Mayakovsky made them. Lots of magic stored up in one thing.

Yeah. I get that sometimes, but then I think about it. A whole degree in philosophy. I think too much. Is this going to result in me having sex with someone in the Harry Potter crew because I mean [...] I might survive. As long as it's not like someone awkward like Snape.

Yes. Leave it to me to name my son Rupert.

Do you have anything you need to talk about? I mean outside of the thing you won't tell me.

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ovaryup
2018-03-07 03:51 am UTC (link)

I usually am. Unfortunately, I don't believe in tact.

Okay, so he what? Channeled a bunch of magic into the batteries and they held it? Like a magical cell? How did he get them in there? What did he use to keep it there? Some kind of special metal? Sigils?

Please, I have much better taste when it comes to people than Snape. I'd never set you up with a child abuser.

I think it's fitting.

There's a lot, starting with the fact that I watched the man who was GOING to be my husband get decapitated by his younger brother. But you all know about that. On the plus side, that little shit thinks we consummated the marriage.

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king_quentin
2018-03-07 04:05 am UTC (link)

It's a part of your charm. Or something.

I don't remember exactly. They were like [...] metal balls? I guess he channeled the magic into them. We could probably figure out a way to make them. I mean [...] it's us we're talking about.

Thank you for that. Because I may be keenly aware of how long it's been since I've had sex, but I'm not that desperate.

I thought so, too. Apparently Arielle and Eliot had a bet going about whether or not I was going to name our son after a Chatwin.

Yeah. You mentioned that part. He does? How'd you manage that one?

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ovaryup
2018-03-07 03:39 pm UTC (link)

Do you remember if there were any markings on them? Cause that would be super helpful. Which you probably don't because that's our luck.

Wait. Alice got one of those batteries for Christmas. Is it here with her?

I'd offer to see what Thor thought of you, but he thought he was going to break me.

Eliot definitely won that bet.

I'd been putting him off by telling him that Earth vaginas have teeth. Then I found out the toads in Fillory have teeth.

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king_quentin
2018-03-07 06:09 pm UTC (link)

Sorry, Margo.

I don't know.

Well, we both see that he did not. Eh. I'll figure something out. Only seriously not with anyone I might end up with a crush on or already have a crush on because that's exhausting.

He did. She didn't have to go along with it, I guess. I don't want to be Harry Potter about my child naming. But I'm pretty okay with the fact that she did.

You would use Teeth to get you out of sex with a creepy child. You had a toad bite his dick? I feel for the boy and also bow down to your genius.

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