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Tweak says, "Singing on uranus."

Eleanor Shellstrop is (teamcockroach) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-27 21:53:00

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!network post, bonnie bennett, eleanor shellstrop, elsa bloodstone (616), jason mendoza, michael, remy / gambit (6706)

Okay, so - I had to get a shot, but it was given by polite robots instead of a pissed off nurse who's been on his feet for 14 hours and smells like puke.

There's an all you can eat buffet, but I'm stuck on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

There's a full casino, but you don't win any actual money so it's all kind of pointless.

I'm in the Medium Place, huh? Am I right or am I right? ~~Oh fork me.~~ At least tell me the alcohol isn't all room temperature and that the buffet includes shrimp.

Has anyone seen a gorgeous giraffe, a dorky guy in unnecessary glasses who can't make up his mind to save his own forking life, a spaz who's probably wearing a monk's outfit or a track suit, a white-haired guy who wears a bow tie all the time, or Janet around?

[ooc: possible spoilers for s1 or s2 of The Good Place in comments]

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	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Yo! This is tight! Michael is here too! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Did you just get here too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Nah, been here a few months. I don't know if they have shrimp, but they had a ton of food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Come again? Months? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Yep. Months. But we weren't here first. We were in some town in texas and then we were here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Sure Jason, whatever you say, but we're ALIVE? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
	I don't even know but we can eat whatever we want whenever we want. They got jalapeno poppers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like you're all set! Now where can I find you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm at the buffet now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:41 am UTC (link)
	I'll be right beside you very soon. But first are Chidi and Tahani here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Nah. Haven't seen em. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:43 am UTC (link)
	[...] We should be worried about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's random (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	Michael explained a bit. So what's the last thing you remember before all this wackiness? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	Tahani and I were gonna get married but Janet kinda crashed it so we didnt (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, right. I talked to Janet about that and she made Derek and it went a little...strangely. ~~And you two eventually break up, so~~ It's weird that you don't remember everything that happened after that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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