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Eleanor Shellstrop is (teamcockroach) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-27 21:53:00

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!network post, bonnie bennett, eleanor shellstrop, elsa bloodstone (616), jason mendoza, michael, remy / gambit (6706)

Okay, so - I had to get a shot, but it was given by polite robots instead of a pissed off nurse who's been on his feet for 14 hours and smells like puke.

There's an all you can eat buffet, but I'm stuck on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

There's a full casino, but you don't win any actual money so it's all kind of pointless.

I'm in the Medium Place, huh? Am I right or am I right? ~~Oh fork me.~~ At least tell me the alcohol isn't all room temperature and that the buffet includes shrimp.

Has anyone seen a gorgeous giraffe, a dorky guy in unnecessary glasses who can't make up his mind to save his own forking life, a spaz who's probably wearing a monk's outfit or a track suit, a white-haired guy who wears a bow tie all the time, or Janet around?

[ooc: possible spoilers for s1 or s2 of The Good Place in comments]

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	elliebloodstone 2018-02-28 03:00 am UTC (link)
	If you're looking for Michael he's probably crying in a sad burrito somewhere over how bad we all are. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Did someone who isn't me break him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebloodstone 2018-02-28 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Everyone fucking broke him. Even our good guys are bloody assholes sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:04 am UTC (link)
	He never believes me when I try to tell him that. I'll be impressed if they actually broke him, because it turns out that that demon is pretty much nigh unbreakable unless he loves you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebloodstone 2018-02-28 03:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure he's fine. Demons are incredibly resilient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Yo! This is tight! Michael is here too! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Did you just get here too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Nah, been here a few months. I don't know if they have shrimp, but they had a ton of food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Come again? Months? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2018-02-28 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Yep. Months. But we weren't here first. We were in some town in texas and then we were here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	impsychicnow 2018-02-28 03:05 am UTC (link)
	The alcohol is pretty solid actually. Zero complaints. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Cool. That's the best thing I've heard all day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2018-02-28 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Also I have seen shrimp, but there's a million other choices so you should be good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:16 am UTC (link)
	As long as those little shellfish are there, I am completely okay. The booze is just the cherry on top. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2018-02-28 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Out of curiosity, what is the Medium Place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	tidalking 2018-02-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to have to share my shrimp? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Sorry not sorry man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tidalking 2018-02-28 03:46 am UTC (link)
	How do you feel about scallops and lobster? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Respectable, but I'm more here for the shrimp. And if there's any clam chowder, you are more than welcome to keep all of that for yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tidalking 2018-02-28 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Hmm. I'm hesitant, but willing not to challenge you to a duel for now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	thearchitect 2018-02-28 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Eleanor? ~~What the fuck is going on.~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-02-28 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	Heyyyy Michael. How'd you talk Gen into this and where are Tahani and Chidi? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thearchitect
2018-02-28 02:48 pm UTC (link)

Gen?

I wouldn’t worry your ~~meaty little~~ head about this one. Clearly it’s a transdimensional fluke which will either naturally self correct and you’ll be right back exactly where you’re supposed to be or it won’t and you’ll eventually get wrinkly and die and be right back where you’re supposed to be.

Tahani and Chidi are so far untouched by this. Though the probability is higher now that they might show up, mathematically speaking, of course. Due to the nature of this fluke they could be further along or behind the timeline than you or I.

But I wouldn’t be too upset. This is definitely not the Medium Place. They’re much more rare and single soul existences. No, for all intents and purposes you are alive once again.

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teamcockroach
2018-02-28 02:56 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, the judge lady. You remember.

Uh huh....welp, here's hoping that this time I actually do get wrinkly before I die and that I end up going to the real Good Place this time around ~~I just wish Chidi was here to~~.

Whoa, wait - we could be from different points in the timeline? Is that what Jason's talking about, with the several months thing?

Hey, this is me very much not being upset about being alive again. But how are you here, in that case?

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thearchitect
2018-02-28 03:07 pm UTC (link)

~~Vicky isn’t supposed to play~~

Eleanor.

[private]

...When did you figure it out??

Obviously my essence is in this meat suit, so.

Seriously? Where did I go wrong?

Well, chances are good you won’t remember any of this when you’re put back or dead.

I just wish you wouldn’t spoil it for everyone else. I’ve been having so much fun messing with actually good people.

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