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Tweak says, "They mean to kill us, Horatio!"

Captain Sam Wilson (captcommunist) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-01-20 08:04:00

Entry tags:

!network post, bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (ph), misty knight (mcu), sam wilson / captain america (616)

Happy birthday, Misty.

[Misty Knight]
Picnic somewhere scenic and quiet?

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	misty/sam. captcommunist 2018-01-22 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	So true. Apparently I'm accidentally patronising Steve. Nah, I get it. The only thing better than all of this is more of all of this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. learnhowtofall 2018-01-23 01:56 am UTC (link)
	How's that? When one of you gets tired... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

misty/sam.

captcommunist
2018-01-23 02:06 am UTC (link)

Trying to talk to him about his interesting life choices. Like getting a crush on the new Bucky who's firmly on the rebound trying to get over how he was about to marry his Steve, deciding it's a great idea to tell him that, and then keeping on hanging out all the time just to torture themselves. I'm pretty sure some kind of fight went down on Friday so now he's gone and spent the weekend having dates with multiple other people, who only one of vaguely knows what's going on, and from the way he's talking I'm not sure he even wants to date either of them, casual or not. It's going to blow up in his face and I can't talk him into doing anything that might help prevent it.

When one's Captain America-ing, the other stays home?

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	misty/sam. learnhowtofall 2018-01-23 02:17 am UTC (link)
	He is going to tarnish that reputation of his like that. With me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. captcommunist 2018-01-23 02:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm... so glad I was tracking those conversations separately in my head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. learnhowtofall 2018-01-23 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Captain Americas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. captcommunist 2018-01-23 02:34 am UTC (link)
	It was very poor phrasing. But yeah. His lovelife is a complete time bomb. I kinda feel bad about it because, well, I've got you and we're great. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. learnhowtofall 2018-01-23 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I did it on purpose. Not everyone can have a girlfriend as cool as I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. captcommunist 2018-01-23 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Mean. I don't wanna think about you and Steve. Supply and demand is a brutal law of reality. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. learnhowtofall 2018-01-23 02:44 am UTC (link)
	You and I both know that man is too white for me. What would you do here without me? Probably find some other woman to put those smooth moves on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

misty/sam.

captcommunist
2018-01-23 02:54 am UTC (link)

God, I know. They all are.

I... actually have no idea who else I might've wanted to date. Maybe something fun and short term, but I'm way pickier about who I actually start a relationship with. Not many women left after I rule out too young, too married, too white, too psychotic and too recently banged one of my best friends. And then I'd still have to decide if I actually clicked with any of them.

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	misty/sam. learnhowtofall 2018-01-23 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Please, we both know you'd be dating Steve Rogers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. captcommunist 2018-01-23 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Pretty sure he falls under "too white". Now if T'Challa turned up... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. learnhowtofall 2018-01-23 03:17 am UTC (link)
	We would be fighting over that man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. captcommunist 2018-01-23 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I can think of an easy solution to that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. learnhowtofall 2018-01-23 03:20 am UTC (link)
	It better be a T'Challa sandwich. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. captcommunist 2018-01-23 03:20 am UTC (link)
	It was, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misty/sam. learnhowtofall 2018-01-23 03:21 am UTC (link)
	I'll keep that in mind in the future. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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