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Tweak says, "You love me SOOOO much."

Aphra (aphra) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-12-03 13:30:00

Entry tags:

!text message, anakin skywalker, chelli aphra, rogue (616)

TEXTS TO ANAKIN SKYWALKER:

» Hey, help me out here.
» Go tell her I'm your BFF. And also that you're Anakin Skywalker.

TEXTS TO ROGUE:

» I've got a prototype just about ready for you to take a look at.
» I mean, it's nothing to really look at.
» I haven't put any casing on it, so it's a bunch of wires and metal, but the matrix is in it and it can do things.
» I just want to make sure we're on the same page here.
» When can you come look?

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	balancetheforce 2017-12-03 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	» You did? » Tell me about you and Luke. [...] Please. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-03 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	» It was after you and I parted ways. » I'd gotten a hold of the artefact. Immortal Rur. » I figured he needed a Master. » So I found him in some dive bar on the Outer Rim. » You see, he SHOULDN'T have been able to make that shot on the Death Star. » At least one in a million, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-03 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	» Ah yes, the crystal consciousness that believed itself a Jedi and was insane. » You realized the Force was with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-04 01:14 am UTC (link)
	» You were really obsessed with him, and it went beyond the whole rebel who messed up my boss' toy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-04 01:27 am UTC (link)
	» I wasn't "obsessed." » ... I don't think I was obsessed. » I was highly interested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-04 01:46 am UTC (link)
	» You sent me to Naboo. » To figure out what Amidala's funeral guy did to her. » I think you were trying to put the pieces together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-04 02:10 am UTC (link)
	» You are correct. I was. » I knew her body was interred on Naboo, and she had appeared to be pregnant still. » I was certain our child had died with her. I didn't think she had lived long enough to give birth or have the child removed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-04 02:12 am UTC (link)
	» But she did. The funeral guy did a hologram to make her appear pregnant. » Probably so you wouldn't go after the child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-04 02:20 am UTC (link)
	» Indeed. » I'm not certain when the Emperor became aware of the truth, but he was always quick to remind me that I had lost them through my own actions. Whenever it was that he did learn, he waited to tell me until well after I had discovered it for myself. » That is exactly why. I would never have stopped searching if I had known the truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-04 02:26 am UTC (link)
	» Seems really stupid of the people who hid them then, doesn't it? » Let's keep the ONE THING that would keep you from the Emperor hidden. » Dumb plan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-04 02:30 am UTC (link)
	» Stupid, but understandable from their perspective. » Obi-Wan witnessed what I did to Padmé. He likely feared that if I didn't turn my own children to the dark side, I would hurt or kill them as well. » I'm sure Yoda, on the other hand, wanted them as weapons held in reserve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-04 02:33 am UTC (link)
	» Don't know who either of those people are. » Sounds like another story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-04 03:03 am UTC (link)
	» We'll count it as one, then. » Obi-Wan was my master. Yoda was the grandmaster of the Jedi Order. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-04 03:18 am UTC (link)
	» So tell me all about Master Obi-Wan. » And Yoda. » What were they like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

balancetheforce
2017-12-04 03:27 am UTC (link)

» I met them both when I was a child. Obi-Wan was human. He was initially courteous, but detached. And it soon became obvious to me that he was suspicious of me. Teaching me was an obligation to his late master, not something he sought to do.
» But we did grow close over the years. It just was not a good start, nor did it end well.
» I've never known what Yoda's species is, but he was approaching nine hundred standard years old. He was opposed to my becoming a Jedi as well.
» He never did understand me.
» They were both Jedi nearly their entire lives, so it was very difficult for them to relate to the experience of non-Jedi, or people who came to it late.

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	aphra 2017-12-04 03:42 am UTC (link)
	» So a good middle, but a bad beginning and end. Sounds like a lot of relationships if you ask me. » Tell me your favorite story about Obi-Wan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-04 03:52 am UTC (link)
	» Probably the time I had to rescue him from a nest of gundarks... » Or when he got extremely intoxicated on plant spores and invented a new lightsaber form. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-04 04:03 am UTC (link)
	» Gundarks. » Evil pieces of crap. » Ripped apart one of my first droids. ONE OF MY FIRST GENUINE FINDS. » Plant spores? Oh man, maybe I'll ask Santa — whoever the hell he is — for plant spores. What kind were they? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-04 04:23 am UTC (link)
	» Maybe not the gundarks story, then. » I can't answer who that is. » This was on Cato Neimoidia, so some sort of native plant, I think. Bad idea for humans to breathe-- a sort of intoxicating disorientation. » Obi-Wan made the mistake of wading right into a droid fight without his rebreather handy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-04 04:29 am UTC (link)
	» Damnit, I can't ask for it if I don't know the name. » Oh. Google. It's my friend here. It's probably my BEST FRIEND here. » Also maybe I'll put a rebreather on my list. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-04 04:35 am UTC (link)
	» Botany isn't my specialty. » If that's supposed to be a pointed remark to "your BFF"... » You've never made one before? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-04 04:36 am UTC (link)
	» It's fun to watch people's reactions. » "I'm BFFs with Darth Vader." » Stupid expression here. » Never really needed one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-04 04:43 am UTC (link)
	» I have one with me. Shouldn't be hard to reverse engineer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-12-04 04:58 am UTC (link)
	» What do you want for me to be able to reverse engineer it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2017-12-04 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	» I could use a hand. » I have some thoughts about my hand and no means to make them reality. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)