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brunnhilde : scrapper 142 : valkyrie (scrapper142) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-19 14:13:00

Entry tags:

bruce banner / hulk (mcu), brunnhilde / valkyrie (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), cloud strife, diana prince / wonder woman (dcu), jason todd / red hood (au), laura barton, loki laufeyson (616), loki odinson (mcu), oerba yun fang, quentin coldwater, river song, sam winchester

They haven't got the grog I prefer here, not by name. Then again, I don't really have a genuine preference. Give me a recommendation so I can make a request to these Midgardian oafs. I intend to while away my 'quarantine' wholly smashed.

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	imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Hold up a sec, are you saying you've kicked Loki's ass before? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrapper142 2017-11-20 04:54 am UTC (link)
	I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 04:56 am UTC (link)
	You're my new hero. What kind of alcohol you want? I'll buy/find whatever you want for telling me that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrapper142 2017-11-20 04:59 am UTC (link)
	A bottle of the strongest they've got on offer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 05:01 am UTC (link)
	I will find the strongest alcohol I can and get it to you. If you leave quarantine before I am able to get it I'll let you know when I got it. Seriously, you have no idea how much that news eases my worries ~~and makes me happy~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrapper142 2017-11-20 05:05 am UTC (link)
	All because I can take down the Fool without breaking a sweat? Whatever he did to you must have been heinous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 05:07 am UTC (link)
	He tried to invade and take over my world. [Private] Not sure what all you know about his attempt at taking Earth over but I was one of the first people to encounter him and he used one of those Infinity Stones in a staff he had to take my mind over and be his slave. He made me turn on a lot of friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Of course he got his hands on an Infinity Stone. I could hold him down for you, let you get a couple of punches in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Well, we took it from him so there's that at least. Tempting as that is, I'm going to fondly remember one of my arrows exploding in his face and sending him into the path of Hulk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 05:12 am UTC (link)
	He didn't have it when I last saw him, no. Hulk is ever so fond of smashing him about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh we know where the stone is. It's safe and out of his hands. You know Hulk? We haven't seen him in two years back home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 05:15 am UTC (link)
	For now. Where is it, then? He was with me on Sakaar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 05:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm...actually not sure if it's my place to say. I'm not looking to get pummeled just, well with how powerful those stones are, less who know the better right? I will say Thor knows and trusts who's keeping the stone safe. I...know nothing about other worlds. What's Sakaar? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 05:19 am UTC (link)
	You are wise. I have no interest in the Infinity Stones, only protecting Asgard from the dangers they possess. A trash heap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 05:22 am UTC (link)
	I have my moments. Hell, my old boss seemed surprised when I told him the Tesseract could be opened from the other side given it's a doorway. Kinda regret those words because then Loki showed up. But yeah, the guy who's got the stone was able to lift Mjolnir. Sounds...oh so wonderful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 05:23 am UTC (link)
	... Mjolnir. Is it here? It suited my needs. He was the Grandmaster's champion, Hulk. And a friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 05:26 am UTC (link)
	I....have absolutely no idea. Hulk's not bad. Unfortunately the rest of Earth seems to fear him given how he looks and the devastation he can incur if provoked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 06:26 am UTC (link)
	For Thor's sake, I hope it is. He is not. He was well loved on Sakaar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 06:28 am UTC (link)
	I mean we could ask? I know Banner more than Hulk. Hulk's not...exactly talkative. Unless it's asskicking or Asgardian body slamming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 06:29 am UTC (link)
	I will see him once he has arrived in Tumbleweed. Really? Good mate to me back on Sakaar. Short with words, but capable of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Yeah he was off chasing Loki down after he discovered Loki was parading around as Odin. A lot can change in two years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 06:34 am UTC (link)
	So I heard. He'd given that up already when we met. Learned his lesson. He's a good sort, Hulk. Never held it against me that I captured him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Hulk smashing him around is a good way to teach Loki a lesson... I got a fondness for the Big Guy with his smashing of Loki. Wish I could have seen it in person though. Only saw the hole in the floor he was crawling out of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Thor, too. Well, maybe we'll both have the chance to witness it. I've only seen him fling Thor around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 06:42 am UTC (link)
	You've seen Hulk and Thor go at it? That must have been one hell of a fight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)