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brunnhilde : scrapper 142 : valkyrie (scrapper142) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-19 14:13:00

Entry tags:

bruce banner / hulk (mcu), brunnhilde / valkyrie (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), cloud strife, diana prince / wonder woman (dcu), jason todd / red hood (au), laura barton, loki laufeyson (616), loki odinson (mcu), oerba yun fang, quentin coldwater, river song, sam winchester

They haven't got the grog I prefer here, not by name. Then again, I don't really have a genuine preference. Give me a recommendation so I can make a request to these Midgardian oafs. I intend to while away my 'quarantine' wholly smashed.

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	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 05:19 am UTC (link)
	You are wise. I have no interest in the Infinity Stones, only protecting Asgard from the dangers they possess. A trash heap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 05:22 am UTC (link)
	I have my moments. Hell, my old boss seemed surprised when I told him the Tesseract could be opened from the other side given it's a doorway. Kinda regret those words because then Loki showed up. But yeah, the guy who's got the stone was able to lift Mjolnir. Sounds...oh so wonderful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 05:23 am UTC (link)
	... Mjolnir. Is it here? It suited my needs. He was the Grandmaster's champion, Hulk. And a friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 05:26 am UTC (link)
	I....have absolutely no idea. Hulk's not bad. Unfortunately the rest of Earth seems to fear him given how he looks and the devastation he can incur if provoked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 06:26 am UTC (link)
	For Thor's sake, I hope it is. He is not. He was well loved on Sakaar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 06:28 am UTC (link)
	I mean we could ask? I know Banner more than Hulk. Hulk's not...exactly talkative. Unless it's asskicking or Asgardian body slamming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 06:29 am UTC (link)
	I will see him once he has arrived in Tumbleweed. Really? Good mate to me back on Sakaar. Short with words, but capable of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Yeah he was off chasing Loki down after he discovered Loki was parading around as Odin. A lot can change in two years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 06:34 am UTC (link)
	So I heard. He'd given that up already when we met. Learned his lesson. He's a good sort, Hulk. Never held it against me that I captured him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Hulk smashing him around is a good way to teach Loki a lesson... I got a fondness for the Big Guy with his smashing of Loki. Wish I could have seen it in person though. Only saw the hole in the floor he was crawling out of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Thor, too. Well, maybe we'll both have the chance to witness it. I've only seen him fling Thor around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 06:42 am UTC (link)
	You've seen Hulk and Thor go at it? That must have been one hell of a fight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 06:46 am UTC (link)
	Front row seat. Caught Thor, too. Sold him off to the Grandmaster, he fetched a pretty amount of credits. Was a solid fight. Thor lost though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-20 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	You sold Thor to fight Hulk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-20 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. He got over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-21 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Does...does that mean you were able to beat Thor? Because I've seen the security footage of him taking on Hulk on the Helicarrier and he was able to hold his own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-21 12:31 am UTC (link)
	It means I cheated. You're not wrong though. He can hold his own against Hulk. In a fair fight, I'd put credits on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-21 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Fights aren't fair though. At least not outside of most competitions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-21 12:35 am UTC (link)
	True enough. I am meant to be a last line of defense to Asgard. If I can't take down a Hulk or a god, I'd be useless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie imnotlegolas 2017-11-21 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like some of the special forces the military has. Highly skilled/trained/specialized fighters sent in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint \| Valkyrie scrapper142 2017-11-21 12:38 am UTC (link)
	More or less accurate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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