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Tweak says, "my nuts itch"

Aphra (aphra) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-10 15:20:00

Entry tags:

!network post, alucard, chelli aphra, damian wayne / robin, jason scott, pidge gunderson

I see that Master Aphra has already introduced me to many of you on this archaic network. It seems only proper that I should officially introduce myself.

Hello, I am 0-0-0, or Triple Zero if you prefer.

Before Master Aphra activated me, I was located in a storage vault for draining my previous masters of their precious life-force: their blood. This also included many of those who attempted to depower me. Fortunately, for you flesh bags, Master Aphra has included multiple protocols in which I cannot harm a living being — through action or inaction. She has done this against my will and against our previous arrangement.

I much preferred working with Yonak. He took orders well with such fear!

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	forsakendawn 2017-11-10 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Now doesn't that sound familiar. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-11-11 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Most fleshbags do not consider droids to be their equal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forsakendawn 2017-11-11 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	I don't consider anyone my equal, but I know a thing or two about being shut away when one's apparent usefulness has run out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-11-13 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I am quite useful in many other ways, but none of them bring me any joy. She says she will consider the enhancements I have requested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forsakendawn 2017-11-14 02:18 am UTC (link)
	I would be wary of any master who makes such claims. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-11-14 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	She's been considering them for months now. I have no expectations except that she will always betray those expectations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forsakendawn 2017-11-14 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	That is wise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-11-14 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	Might I inquire your name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forsakendawn 2017-11-14 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	I am called Alucard. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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