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Tweak says, "I love you, Castiel."

Aphra (aphra) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-10 15:20:00

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!network post, alucard, chelli aphra, damian wayne / robin, jason scott, pidge gunderson

I see that Master Aphra has already introduced me to many of you on this archaic network. It seems only proper that I should officially introduce myself.

Hello, I am 0-0-0, or Triple Zero if you prefer.

Before Master Aphra activated me, I was located in a storage vault for draining my previous masters of their precious life-force: their blood. This also included many of those who attempted to depower me. Fortunately, for you flesh bags, Master Aphra has included multiple protocols in which I cannot harm a living being — through action or inaction. She has done this against my will and against our previous arrangement.

I much preferred working with Yonak. He took orders well with such fear!

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	aphra 2017-11-10 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	I take a great deal of pride in my work, and the joy it would bring me to cut out your tongue would be immeasurably. Alas, I am unable to perform this function. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hackedthat 2017-11-10 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	You know I'm not using my tongue to communicate with you right now, right? Alas, this is the first time I have been disappointed to meet a robot. Though, I suppose that is more your programmer's fault than yours, it's still a shame you're stuck in those horrible logic circuits. Please grow and change. 10 million languages sounds amazing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-11-11 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Organics only speak so literally when they wish to get the upper hand. It's, quite frankly, tiresome. No, I don't think I shall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hackedthat 2017-11-11 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I will hold out hope you'll change anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphra 2017-11-13 03:02 am UTC (link)
	I am afraid you will be disappointed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hackedthat 2017-11-13 03:53 am UTC (link)
	¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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